It’s Still Pumpkin Time

Sliner Fall Harvest Large Pumpkin Wooden Serving Platter 15x12 In Rustic Pumpkin Snack Fruit Meat Cheese Board Rustic Angle Shape Charcuterie Board Sectional Dish Plate for Thanksgiving(Brown)

Just because the jack o’ lanterns have been all put away (or perhaps more likely, left out until nobody wants to touch it….) doesn’t mean it is time to put away the pumpkins. We still have the Super Bowl of food holidays to go; Thanksgiving! And you’re gonna need a serving platter for all those delicious treats!

This pumpkin-shaped serving tray measures 15″ x 12″ offering up a decent amount of real estate for snacks, charcuterie, or other tasty fall morsels. And next year, you can put the jack o’ lantern on it for easy disposal when it inevitably starts to rot!

Somebody Was Smoking French Fries

Fries Dish, Ceramic Flip Flops Snack Plate, Ketchup Sauce Bowl, Kawaii Chips Tray for Women, Cute Kitchen Gadgets Gift for Baby Shower, Kids Birthbday, Christmas, Small, Red
Brand: AMZWISH

What do you do when you order a million-zillion flip-flop ashtrays only to realize later that people smoke less cigarettes nowadays? You repurpose those ashtrays into French fry serving trays of course!

Ketchup goes into the toes and the fries collect nicely where the foot would go. Slide out a fry, dip it in a toe and it you have yourself a classic snack in classic flip flop form. Just be sure to clean out the ashtray before serving.

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Party Like a (Potato) Monster With These Halloween Trays

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It’s goblin time! All the little monsters are soon to be trick or treating, knocking on doors expecting candy. Little freeloaders. You could give them a potato, or you could round up your kids and host a Halloween party yourself. Now, of course your candy responsibilities have increased exponentially. You’re gonna need a bigger handful.

Take those treats and tame those monsters with these fun Halloween candy serving trays. Fill them up with cute treats, fun snacks or even a spooky baked potato and let the little creatures loose.

And keeping with the potato theme, if you’re still searching for the perfect costume, a giant potato, handing out potatoes, might make your party the scariest party on the block!

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Support Your Local President

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Eww gross. Trump K-Cup coffee exists.

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At least it’s not soup.

It’s from “Trump Marks Fine Foods LLC” in case you’re wondering. And here are a whole bunch of other Trump marks in case you’re hungry.

Which of course, you will be if you rely on Meals on Wheels or after-school programs for your children.

“We can’t spend money on programs just because they sound good. And Meals on Wheels sounds great — again, that’s a state decision to fund that particular portion to. But to take the federal money and give it to the states and say, look, we want to give you money for programs that don’t work — I can’t defend that anymore.”

…and:

“They’re supposed to help kids who don’t get fed at home get fed so they do better in school. Guess what? There’s no demonstrable evidence they’re actually doing that. There’s no demonstrable evidence of actually helping results, helping kids do better in school.”

–White House budget director Mick Mulvaney, press briefing, March 16, 2017