There’s an old joke: Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Things move fast in the kitchen. It’s easy to reach out and grab the wrong thing when cooking up a storm. Of course, this includes hot cookware, but there is another threat lurking when the cooking is fast and furious: The Mess. Having a hand towel nearby while cooking is essential. Having one that also… Continue reading Campanelli’s Cooking Buddy Cleans Up Nice
It’s the Cheeseburger Head Mask! Really, the cheeseburger mask is good all year round and is surely appropriate for any situation. It will certainly go over well during your next business meeting. First date? Make an impression! Gotta run some errands and go to the bank? This will help you stand out in a crowd… Continue reading Behold, The Greatest Halloween Costume Ever!
If you’re gonna stick something in your mouth, it better be tasty, right? The list of things that may be now includes toothpicks. Not only are these flavored toothpicks we are talking about, they are double-flavored toothpicks — and that’s not counting the meal you are picking out from between your teeth! The Kickstarter project… Continue reading Gourmet Toothpicks. Yes, Gourmet. Toothpicks.
Forget the little black dress, ladies. It’s all about the little black coffee… tank top. Yup, that tank top up there is made from coffee and algae. I’ll just let Hammacher Schlemmer tell you about it: The soft, stretchy fabric contains micronized caffeine that stimulates lipolysis, the natural breakdown of stored fats, while the embedded… Continue reading The Caffeine Infused Slimming Tank Top
Not only will Taco Bell rule the future landscape as predicted in Sylvester Stallone’s “Demolition Man,” but the restaurant chain will also reign over our fashion choices. And the future is now. Above, we see the ever-so-elegant Taco Bell Rings, while below, no self-respecting individual would be caught outdoors without a proper Taco Bell Foam… Continue reading In The Future, All Apparel Is Taco Bell