Zombie Hand Bottle Opener

Zombie Hand Bottle Opener

Beeeeeeeeer. Wait, I mean braaaaaaaiiiinss. Oh wait, no that was right: Beeeeeeeeeerrr.

Product Description:
Are you ready to lay to rest your disgusting, half-dead bottle opener? You need the fantastic Zombie Hand Bottle Opener from the NeatoShop. This amazing handcrafted church key can and bottle opener combo looks like a gruesome zombie hand. Make a NeatoShop zombie a part of your family today. We think you will find them to be very giving undead people. As you can see, they are always willing to lend a hand to someone in need.

Silicone Shell Molds Versus Baby Mold

Silicone Shell Molds

It’s probably pretty hard to carve a seashell design out of fondant or gum paste. That’s probably why First Impressions made these Silicone Shell Molds. Which is probably exactly the way the pros do it. Which is probably one reason why professionally-made cakes look so good.

But one thing that is certain, is that these seashell molds can in no way produce as terrifying a result as the Silicone Baby Mold that First Impressions also makes. Mmm, baby cake!

Kitchen In A Click

Frigidaire 18.2 Cubic Foot Refrigerator, 30" Microwave, Dishwasher, and 30" Electric Range FFTR1814LW

Shopping for new kitchen appliances? There is a way to get it all done with one click. For $1,306.65 you can outfit the kitchen with brand new appliances all at once. That is so many appliances that the title doesn’t even fit into standard Amazon-speak. But here it is:

Frigidaire FBASE2-BT-BL-E Black 18.2 Cubic Foot Refrigerator, 30″ Microwave, Dishwasher, and 30″ El

What that translates to is a fridge, a microwave, a dishwasher and an electric range all in one package. That requires so much detail in fact that the product description even runs out! As they say in the product description below, “A must have for any modern kitc”

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Domino’s Japan Star Wars Pizza Promo

Star Wars Special Set from Domino's Japan includes lightsaber utensils and an R2-D2 delivery box.

I would order Domino’s Japan just to get it delivered in an R2-D2 box. Throw in some lightsaber utensils and I’d order it again to make sure I could get both the fork and the spoon (a spoon??). But eat Domino’s and watch Star Wars Episode One The Phantom Menace? Well, let’s not get ahead of ourselves here. One can only handle so much!

(Via Boing Boing)

Beer Goggles Meet Whiskey Shades

Shwood brand sunglasses made from White Oak Bushmills Irish whiskey barrels.

These sunglasses by Shwood are called The Bushmills. And for good reason: they are created from White Oak Bushmills Irish whiskey barrels. Handmade in the company’s Portland, Oregon shop, the glasses feature distinctive styling to go along with optical quality Carl Zeiss lenses. Of course, considering their provenance what you see while wearing them might not be so clear. In any event there certainly aren’t a pair of sunglasses more appropriate for a Friday night!