Wow, that was quick.
Of course, the product description reads a bit like a disclaimer, but what do you expect for such a quick turnaround? In any event, this Suarez Bite Bottle Opener is amusing. Luis Suarez received a nine-match and four-month ban from the game for his actions.
Here is the full description. Yes, it’s a mouthful. Ahem.
Oh, those kitties. Always trying to get attention by pawing whatever you are doing. Whether reading a book, working on the computer or just lazing about, the cat wants to be involved. And drink a beer with you too.
The SODIAL(R) Cute Cat Kitty Kitten Paw Beer Coke Bottle Opener Gift
Whether you say coozie or koozie, coosie or kozy, one thing matters most and that is if it keeps your beer cozy and kold, err, cold. Oh, and that it comes in a BBQ apron.
The Budweiser “Grill Master” Apron Kit
Product Description:
Claim your rightful title of grill master with this well-equipped apron kit! Apron features the classic Budweiser bowtie logo screen printed across the center chest and comes with a detachable bottle opener, padded oven mitt and towel. It even has an insulated storage pocket to keep your Bud frosty cold while you’re standing next to that hot grill. One-size apron measures 24″ x 32″.
A butterfly knife may make a great presentation when it gets whipped out, but you can’t eat anything with it. (Plus, a fast-moving blade lends itself a little too well to nicks and cuts.) But finally, there is a way to combine eating with snazzy utensil moves.
The Azan Training Practice Harmless Butterfly Fork
Beeeeeeeeer. Wait, I mean braaaaaaaiiiinss. Oh wait, no that was right: Beeeeeeeeeerrr.
Product Description:
Are you ready to lay to rest your disgusting, half-dead bottle opener? You need the fantastic Zombie Hand Bottle Opener
