Tag: TGIF

Never Waste A Zombie Again

Aside from the moral considerations, wasting food is a terrible way to stretch your food dollar. What with the price of zombies going up all the time, one cannot afford to not harvest every single drop. Not to mention all the hard work it requires to prepare a zombie. Luckily there are suppliers willing to… Continue reading Never Waste A Zombie Again

In Zombiefied Japan, You Eat The Zombies

Zombies never go out of style. Luckily, when salted just right, they never spoil either. Then again, since they’re already dead, they are already pretty much spoiled, but apparently zombies taste good in that condition. In any event, when in Japan you can pick up a bag of Zombie Jerky for about $4.50 (399 yen)… Continue reading In Zombiefied Japan, You Eat The Zombies

Lazy Susan To Assist You On Your Burger Quest

As every burger connoisseur knows, there are exactly five and only five* condiments that should be put on each and every hamburger. Any more than this magical combination and the burger balance would get all thrown out of whack, any less and the burger will never be truly complete, leaving the burger-eater yearning for what… Continue reading Lazy Susan To Assist You On Your Burger Quest

Lost In Time With A Programmable Fork

Forks, by and large, are easy to operate, so by that thinking they must be due for a makeover. As fork-users have had it far too easy for far too long, it’s about time they were presented with something of a challenge. Designed for use on the grill as a thermometer and a timer, the… Continue reading Lost In Time With A Programmable Fork

Okay, Spaghetti-Baby, Just You Go Ahead And Try It

Okay kid, so you wanna dump that bowl of spaghetti over your head, do ya? Just go ahead and try it! Your little muscles aren’t developed enough to even move the First Years Meal Mates Toddler Suction Bowl With Lid by Learning Curve. And that bowl of Cheerios you were planning on throwing on the… Continue reading Okay, Spaghetti-Baby, Just You Go Ahead And Try It