Homer Simpson, the sage of a generation said, “You don’t win friends with salad.†While this sentiment might be all well and true, perhaps it is time to consider the salad dressing as the source of all the missed connections. After all, the stuff you find in a bottle at the supermarket in no way… Continue reading Win Friends With Salad
Tag: TV
Catch This Dr. Who Cookie Jar Before It Disappears
Doctor Who is a popular television show in which the main character flies around space and time in a police call box. (Yeah, I know, but give ‘em a break—it’s British.) Perhaps one of the more defining characteristics of said box is it is bigger on the inside than it appears on the outside. (It… Continue reading Catch This Dr. Who Cookie Jar Before It Disappears
You’re Not Getting Up Off The Couch Anyways, So Here’s A TV Remote Bottle Opener
Of all the things that get misplaced, bottle openers, keys and remote controls tend to top the list. It seems only natural then that a bottle opener would get attached to a remote control. (The keys are a different story, but with a bottle opener and remote in hand, you’re not going anywhere anyways.)
Where’s the beef? Leave a message.
Clara Peller may have left the building, but before she left she made sure we all got the message by asking, “Where’s the beef?†in her raspy, distinct voice. Television commercials were her medium, but the rest of us have to rely on a more old-fashioned approach (or YouTube, I suppose).
Consume the internet, but please cook it first
Forget about that JooJoo tablet thingy that sounds to me like Arrington wanted to hijack: if you want to consume the internet, you’re going to have to cook it first. In a microwave. Literally.
A toast to these great space coasters
It looks like a space-car part out of the Jetsons, or perhaps a board game from Star Trek, but this shiny contrivance is actually a five-piece coaster set. The Coaster Set with Rubber Base and Stand may take up a fair amount of room on your living room table (each coaster measures four inches), but… Continue reading A toast to these great space coasters