The Suarez Bite Bottle Opener

Wow, that was quick.

Of course, the product description reads a bit like a disclaimer, but what do you expect for such a quick turnaround? In any event, this Suarez Bite Bottle Opener is amusing. Luis Suarez received a nine-match and four-month ban from the game for his actions.

Here is the full description. Yes, it’s a mouthful. Ahem.

Hango Hot! New Arrival Luis Alberto Suarez Bottle Opener in World Cup With Vivid Bite Image,2014 New The Suarez bottle opener,in production,coming soon,please collect stores,we will reduce the price when have goods,2014 Brazil World Cup the Suarez Bottle Opener Souvenir Creative Gift

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