Tag: beer

Zombie Hand Bottle Opener

Zombie Hand Bottle Opener

Beeeeeeeeer. Wait, I mean braaaaaaaiiiinss. Oh wait, no that was right: Beeeeeeeeeerrr.

Product Description:
Are you ready to lay to rest your disgusting, half-dead bottle opener? You need the fantastic Zombie Hand Bottle Opener from the NeatoShop. This amazing handcrafted church key can and bottle opener combo looks like a gruesome zombie hand. Make a NeatoShop zombie a part of your family today. We think you will find them to be very giving undead people. As you can see, they are always willing to lend a hand to someone in need.

Melted Corona Beer Bottle Lime Platter

Melted Corona Beer Bottle Lime Platter with Decorative Knife

Bucket of ice? Check. Bottle opener? Check. Twelve-pack of Corona and limes? Check and double-check. Something to serve the lime wedges on? Uh-oh…

Wait! No worries. The Melted Corona Beer Bottle Lime Platter is here to the rescue. Phew! Now we can get this weekend started right!

Where’s My Beer Pager?

Beer Pager

Okay, I get the temporarily misplaced can of beer phenomenon. It is a terrible cost of modern living and something simply must be done about it. But the Beer Pager? Consisting of a drink coozie, a coaster and a remote paging device (a.k.a. a button), it seems pretty clear that the only thing this contraption will do is find where I left that damn coaster.

Unless… that coozie is glued to the coaster which in that case this is the greatest device ever invented.

Product Description:
Where is my beer? Clicking the remote device on the Beer Pager unleashes a satisfying burp and flashing lights so you can easily locate your beer can up to 60 feet away and even through walls! Holder keeps your beverage cold, too. Holder operates on 4 AA batteries (not included). Remote batteries included.

Back To School: Beer Fridge!

Haier 1.7 Cu. Ft. HNSB02 Compact Mini Refrigerator

It’s that time of year again: time to hit the books… with empty beer cans, that is. No college dorm room would be complete without a mini fridge to keep uh, healthy groceries, cold and available at a moment’s notice. The Haier HNSB02 1.7 Cu-Ft Refrigerator/Freezer, White is small enough to tuck into a corner or under a desk, but large enough to store all the supplies needed for a night of… studying, of course. Continue on for the details, however don’t worry, there will not be a test.

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