Tag: drinking

See And Drink With Party Animal Face Coasters

Party Animal Face Coasters

Got a nose? Have a face? Use your mouth? Well, then. You are in luck! These Party Animal Face Coasters will liven up the party indoors and out. Perhaps taking their design cue from people holding LP record covers over their faces, the drink coasters hold one major advantage over that activity, namely, being able to see while holding the thing up to your face. Taking a swig from the beverage however, might get a bit messy. But that’s okay, you animal!

Chill Your Zombies On The Go: Portable Mini-Fridge

goFridge Mini Fridge Portable Electric Cooler

Everybody seems to like the ‘Walking Dead’ television show (except when they kill off the ‘wrong’ characters), even appliance product descriptions like this portable mini-fridge. Of course, it doesn’t say anything about zombies, but I think we all know. Judge for yourself from this product description:

goFridge Mini Fridge Portable Electric Cooler

Both 110v Wall Plug and 12v Car Adapter Included
Digital Temperature Display and Controls- from 36°F to 140°F
Lighted Interior with On/Off Button
2 Removable Shelves, 3 Positions
Durable Plastic Construction with Brushed Chrome Look
Carry Handle on Top
Holds 12 Bottles or 24 Cans & Room for Sandwiches!
Heats & Cools Automatically to Maintain the Perfect Temp
Compatible with Generators for Post-Apocalyptic Use!

Of course, zombies have been immersed in popular culture for decades. It’s even got to the point where zombies may or may not exist. However, no matter if you are fighting off hordes of the undead, or just kicking back on a Saturday evening, a nice drink in hand deserves to be chilled. And if you are drinking the famous tiki drink named the zombie, you’ll need a place to store all those ingredients.

Professor Cocktail’s Zombie Horde: Recipes for the World’s Most Lethal Drink

Clearly, it’s a good time for zombie fans to be alive not undead!

Edible Shot Glass Silicone Mold Makes Cookie Shots

Edible Shot Glass Silicone Mold Make Cookie Shots, Chocolate Shots, Ice Shots, Jello Shots, Mojito Shots. BPA Free & FDA Approved. Dishwasher and Oven Safe

Long day at the playground? Why not kick back and relax with an edible shot glass? Fill with cookie dough, pop the Edible Shot Glass Silicone Mold in the oven and viola! Edible cookie shots. And then after the cookie shots are made, fill with water and pop into the freezer for grown-up shots. Pop em out, fill the little tike’s glass with milk, yours with booze and enjoy*. Who said bonding with children was difficult?

*This is a joke, BTKS does not recommend boozing it up**, especially with your kids.

**This is a joke, BTKS totally recommends boozing it up*** in general.

***On occasion.

The Watermelon Keg Kit

The Watermelon Keg Kit by Final Touch

Watermelons. It’s not like the big, funny-looking fruit needs any more help to amuse us, but still, it doesn’t hurt to try. Especially if our amusement involves enjoying a tall, cool one.

Fill it with wine, fill it with booze, fill it with soda; The Watermelon Keg Kit plays no favorites. And when the watermelon tap turns into a party-pleasing fun drink dispenser, don’t forget to bust it out again in the fall when everything tastes like pumpkin anyway.

Star Wars R2-D2 Can Coolers

Beer Coozie: Star Wars R2-D2 Can Coolers

How to ruin a Star Wars joke: Oh, there’s my R2-D2 Can Cooler. I was looking for that. But no worries, Star Wars and beer fans, this is the can coozie you were looking for. Or is it a koozie? No matter, the beer droid you were looking for is here.

Of course, it goes much better with lunch from the Thermos Novelty Lunch Kit, Star Wars R2D2 with Lights and Sound that you made with the Exclusive Star Wars R2-D2 Measuring Cup Set – Limited Edition. And that’s no joke.

Das Can-in-Stein

ThinkGeek Das Can-in-Stein

This is filed away under ThinkGeek’s annual April Fool’s Day shenaniganary, but something tells me this one is gonna show up for real someday. It’s happened before and should happen again. I have a good feeling about this. (Previously, the Star Wars Tauntaun Full Size Sleeping Bag made it from gag to reality.)

The ThinkGeek Das Can-in-Stein is (will be?) designed to hold any 12 ounce can transforming it into a pewter tankard. It should be simple enough to produce, so perhaps one day soon we will all be making toasts like Oktoberfest patrons, Dark Ages knights, or Vikings and whatnot with the amusing drink accessory. However, in preparation for such day, start the bread-growing now — it is highly doubtful that the Mr. Beard Beard Machine will make it into production in time.

Happy April Fool’s Day!