Little known fact: wind-up robots are powered by cracking nuts. Proof of this is clearly seen above as these two Robot Nutcrackers wait for instructions. Who knew the eventual robot uprising would be so delicious?
These beechwood ‘bots are suitable for cracking small hazelnuts and almonds or large walnuts and are available in Small Red
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What better way to celebrate America than with a 2008 Topps Allen and Ginter # 109 Joey Chestnut (Hot Dog Eating Champion) MLB Baseball Card
Hint (from Wikipedia):
In the 2012 contest, Chestnut won his sixth consecutive title by consuming a record-tying 68 hot dogs and buns (HDBs) in ten minutes.
Yikes. Hmm, maybe you’re better off not trying to pretend like your backyard BBQ is the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest. In fact, I’m sure you are!
Who needs a cup of coffee? The answer apparently, is owls. No wonder they stay up so late! Especially that double espresso caffeinated owl up there. He looks like he needs a biscotti to peck at.
Art by Dave Mottram. Visit Dave Mott’s Shop.
(Via Daily of the Day)
Behold the Toaster Hat by Fox-Blue on DeviantArt!
It may not plug in any longer, but I’m guessing you still don’t want to wear this cowboy hat in the rain. Or the sun. Especially the sun, considering the metal construction and all. Still, nice hat! Perfect for indoor kitchen appliance rodeos.
(Via Nerdalicious)
Looks good, doesn’t it?
Say hello to the internet’s favorite food in dish towel form: The ThinkGeek Sizzling Bacon Kitchen Towel Dish Towel
Mixing alcohol is a well known way to head straight for a hangover. Mixing vices? Well, that’s another story! Gambling and drinking and general carousing all go together perfectly. The only problem is remembering what happened.
Luckily — that is if you believe in Lady Luck, which you probably do if you are checking out this Slot Machine Cork Cage
