They tell you they want nothing, but you still feel as if you should get them something. It’s a gift-givers dilemma as old as gifts themselves. Hence the Jar Of Nothing. Perfect for that hard-to-shop-for person who says “I want nothing”. Of course, if they insist on phrasing it as “I don’t want anything”, well then you can fill this jar of nothing with all of their things.
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