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Domo Toaster

Domo Toaster by Pangea Brands

Butter, jam and sandwich meats in general should be very afraid. Here comes the Domo Toaster! But perhaps more frightening is wondering what took a bite out of the slice of Domo toast up there. Somehow, I suspect a certain kitten is involved…

Toaster Hat Looks Toasty

Behold the Toaster Hat by Fox-Blue on DeviantArt!

It may not plug in any longer, but I’m guessing you still don’t want to wear this cowboy hat in the rain. Or the sun. Especially the sun, considering the metal construction and all. Still, nice hat! Perfect for indoor kitchen appliance rodeos.

(Via Nerdalicious)

Nathan’s Famous Pop-Up Hot Dog Toaster

There is only one way to host a hot dog eating contest. That would be with hot dogs from Nathan’s Famous. Could there be anything more American? (Well, perhaps except for Black Friday and Cyber Monday) But if the trip to Coney on July 4th is out of the way, there is a solution.

Nostalgia Electrics Nathan’s Famous Pop-Up Hot Dog Toaster looks to bring all the excitement of a hot dog eating contest into the home — just as long as you make two at a time. Which is probably for the best as we all know too much of a good thing can be, well, too much.

***Update 10/22/24: Looks like Nathan’s went back to Coney as the product is no longer available. An Oscar Mayer hot dog toaster has popped up though!

Oscar Mayer 2 Slot Hot Dog and Bun Toaster with Mini Tongs, Hot Dog Toaster Works with Chicken, Turkey, Veggie Links, Sausages and Brats, Yellow -- Nostalgia

Old-Timey Toast With The Genuine Pyramid Toaster

Jacob Bromwell Original Genuine Pyramid Toaster

The Jacob Bromwell Original Genuine Pyramid Toaster is old. As in old-timey charm, that is. The camping contrivance is designed to be placed over an open fire and holds a couple of slices of bread at a time. Within a few moments, the device turns out nicely-browned toast, quickly and easily–no extension cords required.

Obama Toaster

Burnt Impressions Obama Toaster

Finally! Something both sides of the political spectrum can agree upon. The Burnt Impressions Obama Toaster. The left gets to see the leader of the free world immortalized on toast, while the right gets to make jokes about the president being toasted in the polls. And then everybody gets to eat toast! See? Politics is easy.

Sad Toast

Sad San Diego Chargers Toast

Seriously, the Chargers have a stupid logo. Especially considering how they have been playing. But fear not, sports fans: There are 31 other NFL Protoast Toasters to choose from!

But if for some reason you insist on being a Chargers fan, it should be noted that the above image was manipulated and the official Chargers logo doesn’t form a frowny-face. Yet.