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Support Your Local President
Eww gross. Trump K-Cup coffee exists. Select by Trump Skyscraper Coffee Single-Cup Coffee At least it’s not soup. It’s from “Trump Marks Fine Foods LLC” in case you’re wondering. And here are a whole bunch of other Trump marks in case you’re hungry. Which of course, you will be if you rely on Meals on… Continue reading Support Your Local President
Trump Ketchup… Or Is It Catsup?
Oh my goodness, what a waste. Mr. Trump goes to a DC steakhouse and eats a well-done steak with ketchup. Sorry cows. This is worse than ketchup on a hot dog. Or catsup. Either way, we’re in way over our heads. The American President is a child.
Trump Hot Sauce
This is what makes America great. Novelty hot sauce. And irony. For lovers and haters. President TRUMP #2 Hot Sauce – Serious – No P.C. Added… DONALD TRUMP Made in the U.S.A. All Natural
Hey California: Vote Yes On 37?
Yes. This proposition would require food manufacturers to label genetically modified foods. That’s it. This is only about labeling food. Here’s why I am voting yes on Proposition 37. 1. I don’t know enough about GMO foods. You don’t either. 2. You are what you eat. 3. Imagine purchasing food without a list of ingredients.… Continue reading Hey California: Vote Yes On 37?
Obama Toaster
Finally! Something both sides of the political spectrum can agree upon. The Burnt Impressions Obama Toaster. The left gets to see the leader of the free world immortalized on toast, while the right gets to make jokes about the president being toasted in the polls. And then everybody gets to eat toast! See? Politics is… Continue reading Obama Toaster