Das Can-in-Stein

 ThinkGeek Das Can-in-Stein

This is filed away under ThinkGeek’s annual April Fool’s Day shenaniganary, but something tells me this one is gonna show up for real someday. It’s happened before and should happen again. I have a good feeling about this. (Previously, the Star Wars Tauntaun Full Size Sleeping Bag made it from gag to reality.)

The ThinkGeek Das Can-in-Stein is (will be?) designed to hold any 12 ounce can transforming it into a pewter tankard. It should be simple enough to produce, so perhaps one day soon we will all be making toasts like Oktoberfest patrons, Dark Ages knights, or Vikings and whatnot with the amusing drink accessory. However, in preparation for such day, start the bread-growing now — it is highly doubtful that the Mr. Beard Beard Machine will make it into production in time.

Happy April Fool’s Day!

Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Spatula

Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Spatula

Oh those wacky minds over at ThinkGeek. The good news: the Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Spatula is less than 25 bucks. The bad news: it’s not available yet. The better news? They made a video to promote it. Check it out in all its Star Trekesque glory after the jump and “get ready to beam up that food from a hot pan to a hungry tummy.”

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Clean The Kitchen With Bacon

ThinkGeek Sizzling Bacon Kitchen Towel Dish Towel

Looks good, doesn’t it?

Say hello to the internet’s favorite food in dish towel form: The ThinkGeek Sizzling Bacon Kitchen Towel Dish Towel. When draped over your shoulder while frying up some bacon, you could not look more dashing. Of course, that requires keeping in mind which one is which. While having a real piece of bacon draped over your shoulder is certainly fashionable, trying to clean the kitchen with bacon probably won’t work. Then again, bacon is pretty magical.

ThinkGeek Chocolate Zombie Bunny Turns Real

ThinkGeek Chocolate Zombie Bunny

Considering previous ThinkGeek April Fool’s gag products have turned real, it shouldn’t be a great surprise that the Chocolate Zombie Bunny has found life. Joining other physical-world products, the Tauntaun Sleeping Bag, My First Bacon, Unicorn Meat, Personal Soundtrack Shirt, 8-bit Tie and the iCade, the little critter is the sweet-to-eat treat that bites back. Unfortunately, what isn’t a joke, is the fact that it is all sold out–but hey, there’s always next year.

***UPDATE 9/28/24*** The link above now points to GameStop and they don’t sell Zombie Chocolate Bunnies. (Yet for some reason their stock took off!) But no worries, it looks like this is a seasonal(?) product from Sugar Plum Chocolates. Yum!

Unicorn Apron For Serving Up Magic And Rainbows

Prime Cuts Of Unicorn Apron

As everyone knows, unicorns are delicious. But you have to know what you are doing when you portion one up; like any animal, the beast has cuts that are tender and not-so-tender. For quick reference to what part is what, be sure to use the Prime Cuts Of Unicorn Apron. With this one piece of kitchen apparel, you’ll be able to get it right, from head to tail. Or rather, make that from magic to rainbows.