Tag: TGIF

Beware Of The Skeleton Apron Chef

Black / White Skeleton Print Barbecue Apron BBQ Bones

Don’t trust a skinny chef, as they say. But what about one that is all skin and bones? Or in this case, only bones? If I were you I would keep a close eye on whoever is wearing this Skeleton Print Barbecue Apron. Or more importantly, keep a close eye on what they are cooking!

**UPDATE 3/26/2013** The link for the skeleton apron above has turned to dust, so here is a Skeleton Glow In The Dark Costume T-Shirt instead. Because even though you can’t trust a skinny chef, at least whoever is wearing this has nothing to hide.

Who Wants Some Wine?

Red Envelope Hootch-Owl

The Hootch-Owl Corkscrew, that’s who!

It has all the important elements one might want to find in a corkscrew that looks like an owl:

* made from vintage-styled metal
* double lever style corkscrew
* modeled after a 1930s era corkscrew
* marked with the words Hootch-Owl

…and of course, the fact that it opens bottles of wine quickly and easily. Hoot!


Product Description:
In wine, there is wisdom. So who better to open the path to enlightenment than this sage old owl? Modeled after the famous hootch owl design from the 1930s, this double-lever corkscrew is as powerful as it is charming. The wings feature bottle openers, making it a multi-functioning tool for every bar. Exclusively from RedEnvelope.

Where’s My Beer Pager?

Beer Pager

Okay, I get the temporarily misplaced can of beer phenomenon. It is a terrible cost of modern living and something simply must be done about it. But the Beer Pager? Consisting of a drink coozie, a coaster and a remote paging device (a.k.a. a button), it seems pretty clear that the only thing this contraption will do is find where I left that damn coaster.

Unless… that coozie is glued to the coaster which in that case this is the greatest device ever invented.

Product Description:
Where is my beer? Clicking the remote device on the Beer Pager unleashes a satisfying burp and flashing lights so you can easily locate your beer can up to 60 feet away and even through walls! Holder keeps your beverage cold, too. Holder operates on 4 AA batteries (not included). Remote batteries included.