Tag: bottles

The Suarez Bite Bottle Opener

Hango Hot! New Arrival Luis Alberto Suarez Bottle Opener in World Cup With Vivid Bite Image,2014 New The Suarez bottle opener,in production,coming soon,please collect stores,we will reduce the price when have goods,2014 Brazil World Cup the Suarez Bottle Opener Souvenir Creative Gift

Wow, that was quick.

Of course, the product description reads a bit like a disclaimer, but what do you expect for such a quick turnaround? In any event, this Suarez Bite Bottle Opener is amusing. Luis Suarez received a nine-match and four-month ban from the game for his actions.

Here is the full description. Yes, it’s a mouthful. Ahem.

Hango Hot! New Arrival Luis Alberto Suarez Bottle Opener in World Cup With Vivid Bite Image,2014 New The Suarez bottle opener,in production,coming soon,please collect stores,we will reduce the price when have goods,2014 Brazil World Cup the Suarez Bottle Opener Souvenir Creative Gift

Gag Gift: Big Mouth Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass

Big Mouth Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass

Gag gifts can be tricky business; sometimes the gag is on the gifter and not on the giftee. No, not because of inappropriateness or other faux pas, but because they arrive to the party flat-out empty handed. Why? Because they decided to keep the gag gift instead of give it away.

Considering that the Big Mouth Toys Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass is actually made of glass and not cheap plastic, it’s a novelty gift that might not end up in the hands of the intended recipient. Anticipating this, the product page actually has an option to purchase a set of two. Of course, the 149 customer reviews filled with people saying they kept the wine glass bottle instead of gifting it probably clued them in. Cheers!

I Can Has Bottle Opener

Sodial Cute Cat Kitty Kitten Paw Beer Coke Bottle Opener Gift

Oh, those kitties. Always trying to get attention by pawing whatever you are doing. Whether reading a book, working on the computer or just lazing about, the cat wants to be involved. And drink a beer with you too.

The SODIAL(R) Cute Cat Kitty Kitten Paw Beer Coke Bottle Opener Gift is a bottle opener for those that appreciate demanding felines. Except now, you get to put them to work opening your beer bottle. Now if they could only learn to fetch one from the fridge.

100 Used Wine Corks

100 Used Wine Corks - All Natural Recycled Wine Corks - Bulk 100% Natural Corks

Know somebody who has 100 bottles of wine on the wall? Well, have you ever just found the perfect gift for them!

Here we have 100 Used Wine Corks ready to be reunited with bottles after they have been taken down and passed around. After all, one tends to lose track after 100 bottles of wine, so having this cache of corks nearby is sure to come in handy.

Or, one could use these corks for craft projects like making coasters, trivets and bulletin boards, but whatever.

No Ice Wine Bottle Chiller

Wine Enthusiast Double Walled Iceless Wine Bottle Chiller

Who knows what lurks in the murky depth of the ice bucket? You do! At least you will after picking up the Wine Enthusiast Double Walled Iceless Wine Bottle Chiller.

Instead of a slowly melting mess, hiding at the bottom of the ice bucket, there will be nothing but clean, crisp air. No ice, no muss and no fuss. Just pre-chill the bottle and the acrylic cooler will keep it from warming up.

All you’ve got to worry about is knowing the wine label will be soon through those double walls — therefore, not recommended for Two (and-a-half, now) Buck Chuck!