Gag gifts can be tricky business; sometimes the gag is on the gifter and not on the giftee. No, not because of inappropriateness or other faux pas, but because they arrive to the party flat-out empty handed. Why? Because they decided to keep the gag gift instead of give it away.
Considering that the Big Mouth Toys Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Oh, those kitties. Always trying to get attention by pawing whatever you are doing. Whether reading a book, working on the computer or just lazing about, the cat wants to be involved. And drink a beer with you too.
The SODIAL(R) Cute Cat Kitty Kitten Paw Beer Coke Bottle Opener Gift
Know somebody who has 100 bottles of wine on the wall? Well, have you ever just found the perfect gift for them!
Here we have 100 Used Wine Corks
Or, one could use these corks for craft projects like making coasters, trivets and bulletin boards, but whatever.
Who knows what lurks in the murky depth of the ice bucket? You do! At least you will after picking up the Wine Enthusiast Double Walled Iceless Wine Bottle Chiller
Instead of a slowly melting mess, hiding at the bottom of the ice bucket, there will be nothing but clean, crisp air. No ice, no muss and no fuss. Just pre-chill the bottle and the acrylic cooler will keep it from warming up.
All you’ve got to worry about is knowing the wine label will be soon through those double walls — therefore, not recommended for Two (and-a-half, now) Buck Chuck!
It’s always hoot o’clock somewhere. Wine flies when you’re having fun. A bird in the hand is worth two wines in the glass. Isn’t that how all those sayings go? Oh well, who cares? It’s Friday!
Check out this Owl Clock Wine Stopper. The little guy sits atop your bottle of wine and keeps track of the proceedings with his working clock. Don’t worry, though, if things get too feisty, he can always turn his head (270 degrees) away.
***Update: The owl clock is no longer available from Wine Enthusiast.
It’s the Sunday before Thanksgiving and you know what that means: Football! The leaves are changing, the weather is cooling and Thursday Night Football is just around the corner — oh wait, TNF has already been ruined by the season-long amateur production from NFL Network — okay, strike that last one. But still, the season is starting to take shape and the and the losers and winners are becoming more defined.
If your team is on either end of the spectrum, it’s time to toast to next year or to celebrate the impending playoffs. Either way the Stone Cask Football Cocktail Shaker
And if your team is stuck in the middle and in the hunt, well, it’s still okay to partake — especially if you insist on torturing yourself by watching the terrible telecast that is Thursday Night Football.
