Eww gross. Trump K-Cup coffee exists. Select by Trump Skyscraper Coffee Single-Cup Coffee At least it’s not soup. It’s from “Trump Marks Fine Foods LLC” in case you’re wondering. And here are a whole bunch of other Trump marks in case you’re hungry. Which of course, you will be if you rely on Meals on… Continue reading Support Your Local President
Oh my goodness, what a waste. Mr. Trump goes to a DC steakhouse and eats a well-done steak with ketchup. Sorry cows. This is worse than ketchup on a hot dog. Or catsup. Either way, we’re in way over our heads. The American President is a child.
This is what makes America great. Novelty hot sauce. And irony. For lovers and haters. President TRUMP #2 Hot Sauce – Serious – No P.C. Added… DONALD TRUMP Made in the U.S.A. All Natural
Watermelons can be imposing. I mean, they’re huge! But they can be beaten. Imagine a fight between a watermelon and a pumpkin or even a jack o’ lantern; I think we all know who would win. Take this Melon Cantaloupe Watermelon Stainless Steel Slicer Splitter for example: it is of the familiar push-down-to-slice variety, but… Continue reading Watermelon Slicer
Above we see the WowWee ICEE Deluxe Slushy Machine. There are a couple of smiling kids pictured on the box. Chances are, they did not use this machine. As of today, there are eleven one-star reviews. Not one review gives it more than one star. Ouch. Kinda makes me wanna try it… Or not. When… Continue reading Wow, Icee Maker Gets 11 One-Star Reviews, Wee
The Joseph Joseph Worktop Saver, USA Gastronomy Map is “made in the United Kingdom by Joseph Joseph, masters of form and function,” according to the product description. It goes on to say that what you are seeing is a “12-inch by 16-inch worktop saver; made of toughened glass; heat resistant to 536-degree F.” What it… Continue reading What The Heck Is Smettanick?