Roll In The Fourth

Rolling Outdoor Patio Deck Party Cooler 65 Quart Capacity

With the sound of exploding fireworks still reverberating in our collective heads, it’s time to get back to work. Better not look in the backyard then. The landscape of empties leftover from the Fourth of July backyard BBQ might not look so appealing. Perhaps it wouldn’t be so bad if one could roll away the bottles and cans with the same enthusiasm they were originally brought out to the backyard to begin with. The Rolling Outdoor Patio Deck Party Cooler might be able to help. With a 65-quart capacity the rolling cooler has room enough for 100 cans of beer (or soda, I suppose). Perfect for restocking and rolling back in the house to help celebrate the Fifth of July.

***UPDATE 10/1/13*** The link above has been changed from buy.com (sold out) to amazon (in stock!) Keep the party rolling!

Patio Pool Deck Beverage Ice Cooler 65 Quart Solid Steel Box Home Party Rolling

The Coolest Beer Mug

Strapya World Frozen Beer Mug Maker

Cans and bottles that tell you when your beer is cold are just too hard to operate. I mean, what if you want your beer ice cold? When the mountains turn blue does that mean it’s ice cold or just regular cold? It’s an important difference. One way to know for sure is to ditch the can and go for the Strapya World Frozen Beer Mug Maker. Consisting of a plastic handle, a base and the ice mold, the mug-maker lets you create a one-time-use beer mug made out of ice. Since the ice will eventually melt it will require require drinkers to stay at least somewhat aware, but if you really need some help in the matter perhaps drawing on a set of red mountains will help.

*** UPDATE 11/10/19 *** Product link above no longer works — looks like Strapya became Hamee — but Amazon does have it (low rated beware!):

Frozen Beer Mug Maker (Japan Import)

by Hamee

3075-cc Of Chrome-Plated Drink Dispenser

Harley-Davidson Bar & Shield Logo Drink Dispenser--LIMITED EDITION. Holds 104 Ounces. 96848-11V

Living full-throttle means living without diluting the experience. Another way to say the same thing might be to say someone is going whole hog. What a coincidence how those two things go together with a Harley. And a drink dispenser.

The Harley-Davidson Chrome-Plated Beverage Dispenser amps up the party without watering it down. An ice tube integrated into the vessel cools down drinks, and the limited edition drink dispenser holds 104-ounces (or 3075-cc depending how you like to look at it). Featuring the Harley bar and shield logo the officially-licensed biker-friendly party-maker won’t be around for long.

***UPDATE 4/14/14***

Looks like the above link has ridden off into the sunset. Here is another HOME ACCENTS JUICE DISPENSER that is close, but it isn’t Harley branded. Maybe one day they’ll get it back at the official Harley store.

La Rochere Bee Shot Glass/Egg Cup

La Rochere Bee Shot Glass/Egg Cup

They used to do things differently back in the old days. Take for example the La Rochere Bee Shot Glass/Egg Cup. Clearly it has two uses. One at night and then the other for the hungover morning. Oh, those clever French.

Product Description:
La Rochere, located in France, is the oldest continuous running glass factory in Europe. Opened in 1475 (17-year before Columbus came to the Americas, La Rochere has been producing glass. Each item is machine made in France at very high temperatures producing a glass the is both crystal clear and durable.. This heavy duty glass is sturdy and perfect for everyday use. It is both casual and elegant and dishwasher safe. The many embossed decors include the Napoleon bee, French royal Fleur de Lys, Dragonfly representing spring and rebirth, Versailles, which is developed from the palace at Versailles, or Perigord, the traditional lines and clarity from the Bordeaux region, each piece is a piece of French glass history.

Miller Genuine Draft Beer Box Cowboy Hat

Miller Genuine Draft Beer Box Cowboy Hat

This could be you.

The Miller Genuine Draft Beer Box Cowboy Hat is available for sale. But you better hurry: as of this writing there are only two left in stock. Don’t let it get away! No worries (and clearly you have none if you wear this hat), if MGD isn’t your brand, the hat is also available drunkenly assembled lovingly crafted from boxes of Coors Light or Miller Lite.

Product Description:
Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking. Crafted from an 18-bottle case of Miller Genuine Draft beer. Officially licensed; one size fits all.