Slice Thin, Slice Quick, Store Folded

Progressive International HGT-11 Folding Mandoline Slicer

Kitchen gadgets that offer quick and reliable usage are practically indispensable. When it comes to prep work, slicing is usually best handled by a knife. That is, unless the desired result is super thin slices—the kind a mandoline can easily provide.

There’s nothing fancy about the Progressive International HGT-11 Folding Mandoline Slicer. For less than $15, however, it can do so much: thick slice, thin slice, super thin, thick julienne, thin julienne, and super thin julienne. When said and done, just pop it in the dishwasher for easy cleaning. It even folds for convenient storage. Just try doing that with a fancy knife.

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Slow Cooker For Cold Weather At A Hot Price

Crock-Pot SCR300SS 3-Quart Round Manual Stainless Steel Slow Cooker

Slow cookers aren’t technological marvels; they consist of basically just a heating element and a stoneware cooking vessel. That being said, the food that they are capable of producing can most definitely marvel.

It should come as little surprise that hearty slow-cooked meals are such winter favorites; just pop some ingredients into the countertop appliance, turn it on, and let it cook. Best of all, with a no-nonsense appliance comes a no-nonsense price: For less than $15, right now you can pick up the Crock-Pot SCR300SS 3-Quart Round Manual Stainless Steel Slow Cooker.

Drinking With Witches

Witches Legs Wine Bottle Stopper

A little known fact about witches: they occasionally fall into vessels of liquid. Naturally, it has something to do with always hovering about a boiling black cauldron; accidents do happen, after all. Apparently they are quite the winos too, as a Witches Legs Wine Bottle Stopper would seem to imply.

To witches, the best part of wine is the eye of newt and lizard’s leg sloshing about the bottom of the bottle. (It’s a special brew.) Unfortunately in their upside-down, topsy-turvy world, the best way to get at it is to just dive in. While wine-related mishaps increase every year about this time in the witch community, their loss is your gain. Just don’t eat the worm.

Gangster Grater Not Just For Swiss Cheese

Gangster Grater from DCI Gifts

Bearing a striking resemblance to a certain 1934 Ford Model 730 Deluxe Sedan, the Gangster Grater from DCI Gifts can make any cheese look like Swiss cheese. No, it won’t put holes in your cheese, but it will reduce any block of cheese to shreds in mere minutes. With no fear of any law enforcement planning an ambush.

Product Description:
This Gangster Grater is a clever cheese grater that is shaped like a gangster car with bullet holes! Made with stainless steel and rubber edges, this unique cheese grater also works as a measuring device for single serving spaghetti meals. Simply insert spaghetti rod into the tire for a perfect measurement. Add some excitement to your next meal with this gangster cheese grater! Hand Wash only.

Sticking Sushi On The Fridge

DCI Gifts Mini Sushi Magnets

How do you tell when sushi is done? Well, if it weren’t a trick question, one might take the spaghetti approach and throw a piece at the fridge to see if it sticks. In the case of the DCI Gifts Mini Sushi Magnets, it would. While that method may be tried and true, as any college kid will tell you, the test spaghetti doesn’t always make it off the wall and into the trash. Modern art has to start somewhere. But anyways, back to the fish: sold as a set of ten, the refrigerator magnets offer all of the fun of having fish stuck on the fridge, but without any of the associated smell.

Retrosink: Drinking (On The Way) To The Moon

Rocket Beer Bottle Opener Vintage Space Ship Antique Cast Iron

If this Rocket Beer Bottle Opener Vintage Space Ship Antique Cast Iron is as cool looking in real life as its descriptive name would lead one to believe, then for $16.49 it seems like a great deal. I mean, just look at all those words.

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