Forget the little black dress, ladies. It’s all about the little black coffee… tank top. Yup, that tank top up there is made from coffee and algae. I’ll just let Hammacher Schlemmer tell you about it:
The soft, stretchy fabric contains micronized caffeine that stimulates lipolysis, the natural breakdown of stored fats, while the embedded brown algae moisturizes and smooths skin.
There you have it: The Caffeine Infused Slimming Tank Top. And, no it does not make you look fat. That super grande venti trenta espresso milkshake sugar whipped cream chocolate mocha monstrosity on the other hand…
. Yes, today is President’s Day which is also Washington’s Birthday, who was born on another day altogether. But, on this third Monday in February, putting up a dollar bill just didn’t seem quite as fun. Enjoy the federal holiday, 
, but they also make a whole bunch of other heart-shaped kitchen gadgets and utensils. Blecch! I mean, awww…
is actually made of glass and not cheap plastic, it’s a novelty gift that might not end up in the hands of the intended recipient. Anticipating this, the product page actually has an option to purchase a set of two. Of course, the 149 customer reviews filled with people saying they kept the wine glass bottle instead of gifting it probably clued them in. Cheers!
is a bottle opener for those that appreciate demanding felines. Except now, you get to put them to work opening your beer bottle. Now if they could only learn to fetch one from the fridge.