Happy Father’s Day Spam!

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What, didn’t they have bacon in 1971?

Although, I cannot argue with a recipe containing potatoes, onion, butter and oil. I’ll just pretend it says bacon (or chicken) fat. Also bonus points for hash browns, not home fries.

Tags: Betty Crocker, potato, recipes

What is it? Put it together…

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Eww gross. Trump K-Cup coffee exists.

Select by Trump Skyscraper Coffee Single-Cup Coffee

At least it’s not soup.

It’s from “Trump Marks Fine Foods LLC” in case you’re wondering. And here are a whole bunch of other Trump marks in case you’re hungry.

Which of course, you will be if you rely on Meals on Wheels or after-school programs for your children.

“We can’t spend money on programs just because they sound good. And Meals on Wheels sounds great — again, that’s a state decision to fund that particular portion to. But to take the federal money and give it to the states and say, look, we want to give you money for programs that don’t work — I can’t defend that anymore.”

…and:

“They’re supposed to help kids who don’t get fed at home get fed so they do better in school. Guess what? There’s no demonstrable evidence they’re actually doing that. There’s no demonstrable evidence of actually helping results, helping kids do better in school.”

–White House budget director Mick Mulvaney, press briefing, March 16, 2017

Tags: coffee, Keurig, NO, politics

Oh my goodness, what a waste.

Mr. Trump goes to a DC steakhouse and eats a well-done steak with ketchup. Sorry cows. This is worse than ketchup on a hot dog. Or catsup.

Either way, we’re in way over our heads.

The American President is a child.

Tags: catsup, condiments, cows, ketchup, kids, NO, politics

This is what makes America great. Novelty hot sauce. And irony. For lovers and haters.

President TRUMP #2 Hot Sauce – Serious – No P.C. Added… DONALD TRUMP Made in the U.S.A. All Natural

Tags: condiments, conspiracy, NO, politics