Say cheese, America! It’s your birthday! What better way to celebrate than with little American flags stuck into food
The Suarez Bite Bottle Opener
Wow, that was quick.
Of course, the product description reads a bit like a disclaimer, but what do you expect for such a quick turnaround? In any event, this Suarez Bite Bottle Opener is amusing. Luis Suarez received a nine-match and four-month ban from the game for his actions.
Here is the full description. Yes, it’s a mouthful. Ahem.
Up Up And Steam Away
Healthy eating can take you to new heights. Little known fact: veggies also happen to be the secret to UFO propulsion.
For proof, observe the folding steamer basket insert
Of course, when the disc-shaped object opens, all the passengers will go flying out, so perhaps this conspiracy theory will require a little work. Good thing it’s the weekend. (Just in time too, considering this post!) TGIF!
What Is It?
The Caffeine Craver’s Colossal Coffee Cup
Congratulations! It’s Friday! Look at all that coffee you drank at work during the week! That’s The Caffeine Craver’s Colossal Coffee Cup! Now it’s time to relax! Hopefully during the weekend your head and large overworked hands will have a chance to deflate! TGIF!
So You Say You Want Pepper With That…
It’s easy to add too much salt to a meal, but pepper? Bring it on! This Oversized Pepper Mill is designed to satisfy pepper appetites of all sizes — the bigger the better. Hopefully though, the pepper doesn’t make those at the table sneeze, otherwise, you may have to pick up some oversized dinner napkins as well.
***Update 10/22/24: The pepper grinder above ran out of pepper and the link no longer works. Here is a similar two foot long giant pepper mill!
