The Watermelon Keg Kit

The Watermelon Keg Kit by Final Touch

Watermelons. It’s not like the big, funny-looking fruit needs any more help to amuse us, but still, it doesn’t hurt to try. Especially if our amusement involves enjoying a tall, cool one.

Fill it with wine, fill it with booze, fill it with soda; The Watermelon Keg Kit plays no favorites. And when the watermelon tap turns into a party-pleasing fun drink dispenser, don’t forget to bust it out again in the fall when everything tastes like pumpkin anyway.

The Suarez Bite Bottle Opener

Hango Hot! New Arrival Luis Alberto Suarez Bottle Opener in World Cup With Vivid Bite Image,2014 New The Suarez bottle opener,in production,coming soon,please collect stores,we will reduce the price when have goods,2014 Brazil World Cup the Suarez Bottle Opener Souvenir Creative Gift

Wow, that was quick.

Of course, the product description reads a bit like a disclaimer, but what do you expect for such a quick turnaround? In any event, this Suarez Bite Bottle Opener is amusing. Luis Suarez received a nine-match and four-month ban from the game for his actions.

Here is the full description. Yes, it’s a mouthful. Ahem.

Hango Hot! New Arrival Luis Alberto Suarez Bottle Opener in World Cup With Vivid Bite Image,2014 New The Suarez bottle opener,in production,coming soon,please collect stores,we will reduce the price when have goods,2014 Brazil World Cup the Suarez Bottle Opener Souvenir Creative Gift

Up Up And Steam Away

Ipow 12" Stainless Steel Folding Vegetable Food Fruit Steamer Basket with Stand

Healthy eating can take you to new heights. Little known fact: veggies also happen to be the secret to UFO propulsion.

For proof, observe the folding steamer basket insert shown above. When opened and the veggies are released, the device shoots through the air.

Of course, when the disc-shaped object opens, all the passengers will go flying out, so perhaps this conspiracy theory will require a little work. Good thing it’s the weekend. (Just in time too, considering this post!) TGIF!