Category: Novelty

Somebody Was Smoking French Fries

Fries Dish, Ceramic Flip Flops Snack Plate, Ketchup Sauce Bowl, Kawaii Chips Tray for Women, Cute Kitchen Gadgets Gift for Baby Shower, Kids Birthbday, Christmas, Small, Red Brand: AMZWISH

What do you do when you order a million-zillion flip-flop ashtrays only to realize later that people smoke less cigarettes nowadays? You repurpose those ashtrays into French fry serving trays of course!

Ketchup goes into the toes and the fries collect nicely where the foot would go. Slide out a fry, dip it in a toe and it you have yourself a classic snack in classic flip flop form. Just be sure to clean out the ashtray before serving.

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See And Drink With Party Animal Face Coasters

Party Animal Face Coasters

Got a nose? Have a face? Use your mouth? Well, then. You are in luck! These Party Animal Face Coasters will liven up the party indoors and out. Perhaps taking their design cue from people holding LP record covers over their faces, the drink coasters hold one major advantage over that activity, namely, being able to see while holding the thing up to your face. Taking a swig from the beverage however, might get a bit messy. But that’s okay, you animal!

Talking Spatula Flips Burgers — Hilarity Ensues

Flipping Funny Talking BBQ Spatula by Charcoal Companion

Comedy and hamburgers just go together. Wait. No they don’t. Burgers are serious business. Just ask Wimpy and his perpetual need to pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today (assuming it is not actually Tuesday, of course). When it is burger time, it is burger time; no fooling around.

Unless, of course, you have the Flipping Funny Talking BBQ Spatula by Charcoal Companion. The silly contraption is designed to add a little whimsy at the grill and wise-cracks “9 hilarious phrases” at the press of a button. Looking as much like Drew Carey as a spatula possibly could, the novelty grill accessory is sure to be a hit at the next cookout — if not because of the hilarity, then because it is serving up burgers. Wimpy would be impressed.

Popeye Wimpy Costume
Wimpy Costume

No Soup Spoon For You

Suck UK Sugar Skull Silver Spoon

No soup spoon for you. Sure, you could try to enjoy soup with this Suck UK Sugar Skull Spoon, but what good what it do? Perhaps if you manage to procure a soup recipe — say from a nice armoire — you can make a nice chunky soup so it doesn’t all drain through those little holes. Or just maybe use a regular spoon. Although it is a pretty sweet looking spoon and would go nicely with a sugar skull apron.

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Wow, Icee Maker Gets 11 One-Star Reviews, Wee

WowWee ICEE Deluxe Slushy Machine

Above we see the WowWee ICEE Deluxe Slushy Machine. There are a couple of smiling kids pictured on the box. Chances are, they did not use this machine.

As of today, there are eleven one-star reviews. Not one review gives it more than one star. Ouch. Kinda makes me wanna try it… Or not.

When a product turns out to be this crap-tastic, it shows up under different names. For example: Wish Factory Icee Deluxe Slushy Machine. Looks to be the same thing, but this one has two stars. And here’s another one: Bring The Magic Of Icee Home With This Deluxe Icee Maker – Wish Factory Icee Deluxe Slushy Machine. No stars on that one. And a higher price to make it seem more attractive. Don’t fall for it.

Yet apparently, ICEE doesn’t have it on their official website. Whoops. Look out for those licenses ICEE! That polar bear must have been off surfing when they approved that one!