Yes, Unicorns Make Rainbows

Unicorn Sprinkles Shaker -- rainbows do come from unicorns, just not the part you thought.

Like most people, I thought unicorns pooped rainbows. Turns out we were all wrong. Rainbows do come from unicorns (of course), but they come out from three little holes on their back. Or at least rainbow sprinkles do. And now you know.

Here’s the evidence: Unicorn Sprinkles Shaker.

***UPDATE 9/28/24*** The link above is outdated, but unicorns live forever. Here is the Unicorn Sprinkles Shaker over at Amazon.

Abraham Lincoln Salt and Pepper Shaker Set

Abraham Lincoln Salt and Pepper Shaker Set Archie McPhee

Celebrate President’s Day all year long with the Abraham Lincoln Salt and Pepper Shaker Set. Yes, today is President’s Day which is also Washington’s Birthday, who was born on another day altogether. But, on this third Monday in February, putting up a dollar bill just didn’t seem quite as fun. Enjoy the federal holiday, whatever it’s called!

Gag Gift: Big Mouth Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass

Big Mouth Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass

Gag gifts can be tricky business; sometimes the gag is on the gifter and not on the giftee. No, not because of inappropriateness or other faux pas, but because they arrive to the party flat-out empty handed. Why? Because they decided to keep the gag gift instead of give it away.

Considering that the Big Mouth Toys Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass is actually made of glass and not cheap plastic, it’s a novelty gift that might not end up in the hands of the intended recipient. Anticipating this, the product page actually has an option to purchase a set of two. Of course, the 149 customer reviews filled with people saying they kept the wine glass bottle instead of gifting it probably clued them in. Cheers!

Sippin’ And Rippin’ With Mug Muscles Beer Mug

Mug Muscles Build Your Muscles Beer Mug with Hand Grip Exerciser Handle

Drinking beer isn’t the most active of endeavors. This of course, is fine; relaxing with a beer after a long day’s work is a tradition that isn’t going anywhere any time soon. But, that doesn’t mean it has to be relaxin’. In fact, some might prefer sippin’ and rippin’ at the same time.

Yes, sippin’ and rippin’, two activities that seemingly don’t belong together. Oh, how wrong we all were. The Mug Muscles Beer Mug with Hand Grip Exerciser Handle brings together beer drinking and exercise — all without leaving the couch. Now if they could just perfect that La-Z-Boy recliner with built-in treadmill.

In The Future, All Apparel Is Taco Bell

Taco Bell Live Más Rings

Not only will Taco Bell rule the future landscape as predicted in Sylvester Stallone’s “Demolition Man,” but the restaurant chain will also reign over our fashion choices. And the future is now.

Above, we see the ever-so-elegant Taco Bell Rings, while below, no self-respecting individual would be caught outdoors without a proper Taco Bell Foam Hat. Luckily, both fashion must-haves are available today. And even better news, the Taco Bell merchandise has free shipping on orders of $100 or more. That way, you can stock up and make sure your crew looks as good as you do.

Taco Bell Live Más Foam Taco Hat

(Via Foodiggity)