Watermelon Slicer

Melon Cantaloupe Watermelon Stainless Steel Slicer Splitter Creates 12 Equal Slices

Watermelons can be imposing. I mean, they’re huge! But they can be beaten. Imagine a fight between a watermelon and a pumpkin or even a jack o’ lantern; I think we all know who would win. Take this Melon Cantaloupe Watermelon Stainless Steel Slicer Splitter for example: it is of the familiar push-down-to-slice variety, but huge enough to tackle a watermelon. Of course, just because it is a huge, gigantic slicer doesn’t mean it will work. It would appear a good deal of force is still necessary to push it through the great green monster — but at least it won’t be grinning at you mockingly while you try!

***UPDATE 9/9/15*** … and the watermelon wins! This thing is getting slammed in the reviews. About as hard as it must be to try to make this watermelon slicer actually work!

Golf And Cheese And Sometimes Wine

Picnic Time Golf Course Sand Trap Golfing Cheese Board and Tool Set

What do you get the person who has everything? Nothing, of course. The really hard question when it comes to gift-giving is what to get the person who only likes certain things. Say, for example, golf and cheese. And sometimes wine.

Well, clearly when they are not golfing, they will be needing the Picnic Time Sand Trap Cheese Board and Tool Set. The golf-themed serving board comes with wine utensils as well as cheese tools and brings it all together just like when out on the 18th hole.

Got a golfer in your life who likes wine and cheese? Just follow the links (ahem) to find the gift that scores a hole in one.

Oh, and don’t forget the clubs:
Picnic Time Caddy Cutting Board

Picnic Time Golf Caddy Golf Clubs Cutting Board

Cast Iron Owl Trivet

Cast Iron Trivet - Owl (Unique, Hand-crafted, Recycled; for Kitchen and Cooking) by Comfify

Who thinks trivets come in handy? This Cast Iron Owl Trivet certainly does. And since owls have that preternatural ability to turn their head almost all the way around, who better than an owl to look out for your kitchen counters? The apple, fish, heart and ship helm trivets must be jealous.

Happy Love Day

DCI Heart Whisk with Silicone Coated Wires

Look! Even kitchen whisks wanna get in on the love.

Product Description
Made with Love. Silicone coated heart shaped wires gradating from pink to red. Measures 3.75 x 11.5-inches.

Aww.

Not only does DCI make this DCI Heart Whisk with Silicone Coated Wires, but they also make a whole bunch of other heart-shaped kitchen gadgets and utensils. Blecch! I mean, awww…

Seattle Seahawks Ready For Summer BBQ

Motorhead Products NFL Seattle Seahawks 4-Piece BBQ Grilling Utensil Set

Seattle fans! Your team just won the Super Bowl and you get to celebrate. The game sucked, the commercials sucked, but for the Pacific Northwest everything came up rosy. Especially because you now get to enjoy the off-season eating something else besides grilled Bronco. But judging from last night’s football game, you guys like the taste of grilled Broncos!

In any event, here’s a NFL Seattle Seahawks 4-Piece Barbecue Set to get you started. (Assuming of course, last year’s set is all rusty from being left out in the rain.) Enjoy!

3D Space Cookies From Space (Or Suck UK)

Suck UK 3D Space Cookie Cutters -- Rocket, Shuttle, Star Fighter, Space Buggy

Blast off to eat some space cookies!

Turns out building a spaceship isn’t rocket science after all. In fact, not only is starship construction suitable for children of all ages, but it is delicious too. The Suck UK SK COOKIESPACE1 3D Cookie Space Cutters offer proof of that, right here on Terra Firma.

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