Cut The Spam (Into Consistent Slices)

MIU France 90111 Lunch Meat Slicer

Nobody likes spam, but as for Spam, the food product, well let’s just say it’s more enjoyable. Maybe. But, regardless of how you use it the first step is to cut it up. (Or just grab the hunk and start chewing if you feel daring.) The MIU France Lunch Meat Slicer is a canned meat-sized slicing tool designed especially for creating consistently-sized slices from the popular meat-in-a-can treat product. While it may not rival sliced bread for the title of Greatest Thing, perhaps by association it will at least help a little bit with reputation of the edible type of Spam.

Product Description:
The canned meat slicer from MIU makes stacks of perfectly sliced meat for everything from sandwiches to sushi. Place the canned meat onto the base of the unit and close the handle firmly to slice the meat. The handle comes off for easy cleaning. Constructed of durable ABS and stainless steel; the MIU lunch meat slicer has ten stainless steel cutting wires. Dishwasher safe. Item #90111.

Nom Nom Nom Lunchbag Carries All Types Of Food

Nom Nom Nom Lunchbag

Embrace your animal instinct and eat lunch like an LOLcat. Measuring 12-inches tall, 7-inches wide, and 4-inches deep, this Nom Nom Nom Lunchbag is just the thing to hold your vittles. Or kibbles as the case may be. Just don’t start cleaning yourself like a cat after lunch lest your co-workers might not want to be around you.

High Domed Stainless-Steel Mesh Splatter Cover

High Domed Stainless-Steel Mesh Splatter Cover

Cooking is messy business. When it is not food scraps littering the workspace, it’s spills and splashes finding a way to get on and in to everything. One way to keep grease from raining down on the stovetop is with the High Domed Stainless-Steel Mesh Splatter Cover. Like any splatter screen, it features a fine mesh construction, but with its high-domed nature and its convenient opening for utensils, this particular model offers expanded usability. Fits 10-inch to 12-inch diameter pans. Oh, and it’s dishwasher-safe, meaning that no matter what you throw at it this cover has you, well, covered.

*** UPDATE 5/18/15 ***

Product link updated. BTKS has you covered!

Excelsteel Stainless Steel 13-Inch Round Splatter Screen

Go Ahead And Enjoy It: Hot Dog Roller For The Grill

Stainless-Steel Hot Dog Roller -- for use on the grill.

Eternally-spinning hot dogs are quite mesmerizing; they seemingly hover upon a set of rollers, slowly spinning, wafting aroma into the air, beckoning us just to grab a bun and some mustard and dig in. But all too often, those rolling hot dogs don’t live up to expectations. Nothing cleanses like fire, and the Stainless-Steel Hot Dog Roller knows this. Designed for use on the grill, the hand-held hot dog accessory provides a convenient way to accept the siren song calling without suffering a convenience-store fate.

*** UPDATE 6/8/15***
Product link above was outdated and removed, but here is a similar hot dog roller for the grill:

Cuisinart CHDR-225 Hot Dog Roller

Just in time for summer… well, make that anytime. Keep them ‘dogs forever rolling!

Unicorn Apron For Serving Up Magic And Rainbows

Prime Cuts Of Unicorn Apron

As everyone knows, unicorns are delicious. But you have to know what you are doing when you portion one up; like any animal, the beast has cuts that are tender and not-so-tender. For quick reference to what part is what, be sure to use the Prime Cuts Of Unicorn Apron. With this one piece of kitchen apparel, you’ll be able to get it right, from head to tail. Or rather, make that from magic to rainbows.