Shine A Light On Wine Grapes

Grapevine Desk And Table Touch Lamp by Collections Etc

For thirty bucks, it’s doubtful that those grapes are made of glass, but wouldn’t it be cool if they were? Actually, this Grapevine Desk And Table Touch Lamp is still kinda cool. And besides, after drinking a few glasses of wine, you won’t have to worry so much about knocking it over.

***Update 10/17/24: Still no restock at Collections, so link removed. Meanwhile, here is a substitute grape lamp: Kurt S. Adler 8-Inch Battery-Operated 20-Light Single Cluster Green and Burgundy Grape Lights.

Kurt S. Adler 8-Inch Battery-Operated 20-Light Single Cluster Green and Burgundy Grape Lights

Why Wine One When You Can Wine Two?

Franmara Two Bottle Wine Travel Case

Rules are made to be broken; wine bottles aren’t. So when you’re on the go, and it’s time to surpass the ‘suggested’ allotment of wine, you’re going to need a way to get that second bottle to you. Might as well carry it along. Be prepared, and all that. The Franmara Two Bottle Wine Travel Case provides safe transport for two bottles of wine, and even makes them accessible by including the all important corkscrew. Like I said, be prepared; breaking bottles is no fun (at least with the wine still inside of them).

Wine Drinking Fish

River's Edge Realistic Bass Fish Wine Bottle Holder

It should come as no surprise that fishing and drinking are two activities that go well together. But fish and drinking? As in drinking fish? Sure, why not? They seem to like liquids. It is certainly the case with the River’s Edge Realistic Bass Fish Wine Bottle Holder.

The hand-painted polyresin wine holder props up a standard sized 750-ml bottle for all to see. However, as most people are going to be distracted by the centerpiece, now might be a good time to try to sneak by a bottle of Two Buck Chuck.

Wine Rack Meets Wine Shelf

Ennospace Wine Shelf Rack Set Espresso

A wine rack is only as good its name. That is to say, wine racks are boring. You put a bottle of wine in or on one and then walk away. A rack for wine. Not to be consumed (at least at that time). The Ennospace Wine Shelf Rack Set Espresso improves upon this basic design by adding functionality. After installing the set of two shelves, pick a bottle and open it and enjoy. Now that’s my kind of wine rack: one that is meant to be used for drinking wine.

Cheers To Salt And Pepper

Kikkerland Cheers Salt and Pepper Shakers

Food just wouldn’t be the same without salt and pepper. Neither would many drinks. From ‘salt on the rim’ to a nice peppery bloody mary, the two spices add a depth of flavor that is unbeatable. Makes perfect sense to wrap ’em up in the shape of a wine glass and bottle, right? If you agree, the Kikkerland Cheers Salt and Pepper Shakers could be yours. Cheers.

Photo Wine Stopper Begs For Before And After Shots

Photo Wine Stopper

Alcohol has a sometimes-wonderful, sometimes-not-so-wonderful way of distorting perception. It’s no secret what wine can do: every culture that ever existed in human history has found one way or another to alter the mind; it’s only natural. Problem is, sometimes those effects can have unintended consequences. The Photo Wine Stopper may be designed to be a clever wine-related gift, but as it is capable of displaying not one, but two separate photos it also would make a great before and after display. Now exactly what those before and after photographs entail is entirely up to you.

***Update 10/17/24: New bottle (stoppers) for old wine! The exact product above is no longer available, so here is the Customizable ArtPix 3D Crystal Photo Wine Stopper.

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