Kids have it tough these days. With all the selfies, hashtags and twerking (voted some of the most annoying words of the year 2013, btw), how are they ever gonna grow up to be well adjusted adults? Now, they can’t even get to the champagne to celebrate the new year in drunken style like all their supposed role models.
Sorry kids, because; that’s why. As for the rest of us adults, we totes get to nom nom nom that champagne. Happy 2014, all!
It’s always hoot o’clock somewhere. Wine flies when you’re having fun. A bird in the hand is worth two wines in the glass. Isn’t that how all those sayings go? Oh well, who cares? It’s Friday!
Check out this Owl Clock Wine Stopper. The little guy sits atop your bottle of wine and keeps track of the proceedings with his working clock. Don’t worry, though, if things get too feisty, he can always turn his head (270 degrees) away.
***Update: The owl clock is no longer available from Wine Enthusiast.
Phew, TGIF! Time to tie one on!
Sorry.
Get it:
Wine Tasting Hands Free Vintage Neck Tie Necktie Wineglass Holder Lanyard (Item #23907)
Mixing alcohol is a well known way to head straight for a hangover. Mixing vices? Well, that’s another story! Gambling and drinking and general carousing all go together perfectly. The only problem is remembering what happened.
Luckily — that is if you believe in Lady Luck, which you probably do if you are checking out this Slot Machine Cork Cage
The holidays are all about family, friends and food. And of course, wine. Sharing a bottle (or three) with family and friends over food is a fine way to finish the year. But if your gathering can’t finish the bottle, don’t let it go to waste. Let the Chef’s Red Pot Wine Bottle Stopper
Here come the holidays! You know what that means…. drinking! This Party Pack of 12 WineStraws
Look at it this way: now you can have something to talk awkwardly with your relatives about. And it won’t be because of your wine lips! Cheers!
