WineStraws Are Wine Straws

The WineStraw is a wine straw.

Here come the holidays! You know what that means…. drinking! This Party Pack of 12 WineStraws will get you through the festivities with a bright smile. What the heck is a WineStraw, one might ask. So glad you asked. A WineStraw is a wine straw; that is all.

Look at it this way: now you can have something to talk awkwardly with your relatives about. And it won’t be because of your wine lips! Cheers!

The Coffee Mug That Bites Back

Megawing Teeth Mug

It’s not exactly the first thing I would want to be greeted with in the morning, but as long as there is coffee involved, I think I could embrace this Megawing Teeth Mug. The hand-carved ceramic mug features a healthy overbite (or would that be an underbite?) and is sure to bring a smile to your face. Unless of course, there’s decaf in that cup, in which case those pearly whites will be greeted with bared fangs.

Mini Alligator Makes Mincemeat (Not Out Of You)

Mini Alligator

Alligators have teeth. Lots of teeth. About eighty as a matter of fact. That’s more teeth than I care to think about, especially as far as alligators are concerned. One would think exchanging those teeth for stainless steel blades would only create an even more terrifying creature, but at least in the case of this alligator, that’s the furthest thing from the truth. Because this little prep gadget is cute.

Instead of teeth, the Mini Alligator features rows of mince-making stainless steel cutting blades. Snapping down like the mouth of an alligator, the kitchen gadget cuts small items like garlic, olives, radishes and shallots into 1/8-inch long sticks. For a fine dice, just take those sticks and give them another run-through, making sure to turn them 180 degrees before snapping down the handle. Certainly a lot more friendly than the carnivore variety — and one whose alligator smile I can actually trust.

***UPDATE 1/7/2025: So garlic and alligators are apparently a thing. The garlic press above is no longer available, but check this Garligator out. Now there’s a cute design you can really sink your teeth into!

OTOTO Garligator Garlic Press - Garlic Mincer Tool - Funny Gifts - Alligator Garlic Press - Garlic Crusher Press with Ergonomic Handle

Toothbrush changes faucet into drinking fountain

Brush & Rinse Toothbrush

Chances are you enjoy eating, but not brushing up afterward. That’s okay, the dental industry thanks you. However, if you avoid the bathroom sink because brushing can be a messy affair, it might be time to consider the Brush & Rinse Toothbrush.

Available now for pre-order, the toothbrush does away with rinsing glasses, clearing up space on your bathroom counter. The patented toothbrush is constructed in such a way as to divert water upwards, turning your regular ol’ faucet into a drinking fountain. Hey, if it gets the kids to brush, it’s a good thing, right? Remember, strong teeth means better eating.