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Make Your Own Knuckle Sandwich

Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer Pounder Metal Gadget

So, you want a knuckle sandwich, eh? Okay, no problem! Coming right up…

…would you like wheat bread or rye? Oh, you thought “knuckle sandwich” meant something else? No, no. We’re serious about sandwiches around here. In fact, knuckles are quite useful for all manner of food prep. Especially if you have the Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer Pounder Metal Gadget on hand (ahem).

Product Description:
Get out that pent-up aggression while preparing your meat with this cool Kuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer. Looks just like traditional brass knuckles but instead of “knuckles” there is a tenderizer grid. Its made of heavy aluminum alloy & its grooves make it easy to hold and pound the meat. Now what are you waiting for? Pound it out !

Fill The Jar Of Nothing With Anything

Jar of Nothing by Our Name is Mud

They tell you they want nothing, but you still feel as if you should get them something. It’s a gift-givers dilemma as old as gifts themselves. Hence the Jar Of Nothing. Perfect for that hard-to-shop-for person who says “I want nothing”. Of course, if they insist on phrasing it as “I don’t want anything”, well then you can fill this jar of nothing with all of their things.

An Endless String Of Pie

Pi Pie Plate

Pie one can eat; pi, one cannot eat. Although considering the calories in a single slice of pie, that’s probably a good thing. An endless string of pie might sound like a good idea, but after a few pieces anybody would appreciate the truncated version. In any event, the Pi Pie Plate being 10-inches can only hold so much pi.

Product Features:

* Pies will taste better in this pi plate
* Traditional 10″ stoneware pie plate
* Microwave, oven and dishwasher safe.
* ComputerGear Exclusive

Star Wars Sandwich Cutters Use The Force

Star Wars Sandwich Cutters with Vintage-Style Tin

Just because George Lucas Jedi Mind Tricked us into believing that all things should be Star Wars doesn’t mean that it isn’t true. Sandwiches, for example: they taste better when given the Star Wars treatment; everybody knows this to be a fact. Now finally, after all these years (and unappetizing prequels), Star Wars is coming to a sandwich near you.

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Go Ahead, Put All Your Eggs In This Basket

Mesh Wire Egg Holder

It’s not a good idea to go for broke when handling eggs. But putting all your eggs in one basket doesn’t necessarily have to be the challenge it’s cracked up to be. Safely ensconced in individual holders, a dozen eggs can rest (over) easy in the Mesh Wire Egg Holder. Designed for display, the egg basket measures 8.5-inches in diameter by 12.5-inches tall. With a sleek matte black metal finish protecting the eggs, this is one time it’s okay to count your chickens before they hatch.

More Edge From A Brownie Wedge

Brownie Wedge Pan by Nordic Ware

Square brownies are great and all, but they are so, well… square. So, you’re chomping happily along, and before you know it you reach the end of an edge. The problem? Too many corners. The answer? More edge, in the shape of a wedge.

Eliminating the spectre of all-corner brownies, the Brownie Wedge Pan by Nordic Ware, loses one of the four corners and makes it all edge. Sure, you could just cut a square brownie diagonally, but then that wouldn’t be a real brownie edge, and with brownies, it’s all about the edge. And with sixteen edge-heavy wedges per batch, the wedge pan has an edge over the competition.