Elevate Frozen Pizza To Parlor Level

Pizzacraft Pizza Stand with Round Aluminum Pizza Pan

Frozen pizza is far from perfect. One way to take it to the level might be to literally take it to the next level. One level up, that is. The Pizzacraft Pizza Stand with Round Aluminum Pizza Pan mimics a pizzeria style dining experience by allowing for the pizza to be raised above table height. Populate the newly-exposed table space with toppings, seasonings and grated cheeses and perhaps the illusion will help that one-dollar frozen pizza go down easier. But probably not. Read on for product details.

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Spoon Meets Sifter: The Spifter

The Spifter by 4 STIR, Inc. The spoon that is a sifter.

A sifter is an important kitchen tool to have hanging around. However, they usually don’t do too well for the smaller jobs; they are just too bulky. Even fine mesh strainers are too big when it comes to dong fine detail. That’s where The Spifter comes in. Perfectly sized for sifting sugar, herbs and spices, the little kitchen gadget even comes with three interchangeable screens. Pretty neat idea, actually. Good job, Spifter people!

Retrosink: Nicknames Of The States Map

Nicknames of the States according to H.W. Hill & Co. Decatur Illinois sole manufacturer of Hill's hog ringers. Date Created/Published: c1884. Click on image to see a larger version.
Nicknames of the States according to H.W. Hill & Co. Decatur Illinois sole manufacturer of Hill’s hog ringers. Date Created/Published: c1884. Click on image to see a larger version.

Every cook loves pig. Every eater loves pig. As Homer Simpson learns, it is “some wonderful, magical animal!” (Check out more bacon-related Homer quotes).

Above find an old-timey map from 1884’s sole manufacturer of Hill’s hog ringers, H.W. Hill & Co. Decatur Illinois. And if you are looking for the subject matter, you can pick up some hog ringers here.

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Lunch Disguise Sandwich Bags

Lunch Disguise Sandwich Bags by Accoutrements

These Lunch Disguise Sandwich Bags hide your lunch in plain sight. Co-workers will never, ever know that there’s a delicious ham and cheese sandwich hiding within these baggies. And if they do suspect the true identity, at least you’ll give them a smile as they chow down on your lunch!

Product Description:

Sure, you could deal with the person stealing your lunch by just leaving a passive aggressive note on the fridge, but that never works. Why not disguise your food? These Lunch Disguise Sandwich bags will have potential thieves trying to figure out if your lunch is a salami sandwich or a dapper gentleman who has accidentally wandered into the fridge. One bag has the traditional Groucho disguise on it, the other a monocle and mustache combo. You get 10 of each design on 7″ x 8-3/4″ (18 cm x 22 cm) clear, locking plastic bags. Illustrated box.

Beware Of The Skeleton Apron Chef

Black / White Skeleton Print Barbecue Apron BBQ Bones

Don’t trust a skinny chef, as they say. But what about one that is all skin and bones? Or in this case, only bones? If I were you I would keep a close eye on whoever is wearing this Skeleton Print Barbecue Apron. Or more importantly, keep a close eye on what they are cooking!

**UPDATE 3/26/2013** The link for the skeleton apron above has turned to dust, so here is a Skeleton Glow In The Dark Costume T-Shirt instead. Because even though you can’t trust a skinny chef, at least whoever is wearing this has nothing to hide.