Thereâ€™s something extremely comforting about knowing what things are what. Some of us like to have this information explicitly spelled out for us. However, these Potato Scrubbing Gloves may cause some confusion. Although they are clearly marked â€œpotatoâ€, I donâ€™t believe they would fry up too nicely. If you donâ€™t want to risk being labeled a potato yourself, veer away from these somewhat confusing gloves.
As a side note, thereâ€™s a joke in here somewhere about Dan Quayle not wearing his potato mittens to school as a child, but Iâ€™m too lazy to find it. Hmm… seeing as that is such a couch potato maneuver, maybe these gloves aren’t such a bad fit after all!