Where’s My Beer Pager?

Beer Pager

Okay, I get the temporarily misplaced can of beer phenomenon. It is a terrible cost of modern living and something simply must be done about it. But the Beer Pager? Consisting of a drink coozie, a coaster and a remote paging device (a.k.a. a button), it seems pretty clear that the only thing this contraption will do is find where I left that damn coaster.

Unless… that coozie is glued to the coaster which in that case this is the greatest device ever invented.

Product Description:
Where is my beer? Clicking the remote device on the Beer Pager unleashes a satisfying burp and flashing lights so you can easily locate your beer can up to 60 feet away and even through walls! Holder keeps your beverage cold, too. Holder operates on 4 AA batteries (not included). Remote batteries included.

Bicycle Wine Rack

Bicycle Wine Rack

Wine is meant to be shared with others. And that means getting it to these ‘others.’ For the (apparently only on a men’s) bike-bound, the Bicycle Wine Rack looks to lend a hand. Just don’t slam on the brakes while cycling to your destination. Perhaps the whole shebang would slide forward and the wine bottle would stay nestled in the holder, or perhaps the inertia will carry the wine and bottle forward leaving the base holder behind. Perhaps the neck end would then twist so as to stall the bottle from smashing to the ground. Perhaps it would work. For $35 you can find out. Recommended for Two Buck Chuck.

Seeing Double With Two Times The Toast

Hamilton Beach 24121 SmartToast 4-Slice Cool Touch Toaster

When an appliance only offers half of what is needed there is really only one solution: glue a second one to it! Now, that is probably not what happened to this Hamilton Beach 24121 SmartToast 4-Slice Cool Touch Toaster, but it sure looks like it. Either that or we are all seeing double–and it’s a bit early in the weekend for that.

Rosle Beer Can Chicken Roaster

Rosle Beer Can Chicken Roaster

For some reason, beer cans do not come with handles. Not only would a handle be useful while imbibing, but also when making beer can chicken. Understanding this dilemma, the Rosle Beer Can Chicken Roaster incorporates a handle where before there was none. As for beer can drinking, well, just hold on tight. (Or use a mug.)

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Have Margaritaville, Will Travel

Margaritaville Travel Case for DM0900 Series Model NBMGAD0900-000

If you’re going to travel, travel in style. That means taking the means to make your own cocktails with you. And if you happen to have the Margaritaville Battery Powered Frozen Concoction Maker, the only way to go is with this Margaritaville Travel Case for DM0900 Series. All the details on this finery in the product description below. Ice not included.

Take the party with you! This rugged plastic hardcase is designed to store, protect and transport the Battery Powered Frozen Concoction Maker DM0900 series to whatever latitude you desire. It sports a sturdy handle and a stainless steel latches to secure the Battery Powered Frozen Concoction Maker when its time to pack up the party. The hardcase has individual molded in locations to hold the Frozen Concoction Maker with a battery, the charger and an extra battery. Constructed from durable blow molded plastic, with fun Margaritaville design and details make this hardcase a conversation starter before you even fire up your Frozen Concoction Maker!