Happy Halloween!

The Pumpkin Tap Kit by KegWorks

You know what to do if your pumpkin survives pumpkin-smashing night, right? Turn it into a pumpkin drink dispenser with The Pumpkin Tap Kit!

Actually, you might want to use a fresh one, considering the tap turns the gourd into a big ol’ drink dispenser. And besides, those jack-o-lantern eyes, nose and mouth kind of make it hard to fill up with liquid.

Happy Halloween!

Turn A Pallet For The Palate Into A Palette

Pallet For The Palate Turns Into A Palette With Palette-It

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, or on the table. Some might see artistic renditions of beer glass shaped drink rings on the table, while others may see a lot of ugly white spots complete with condensation. Helping to keep these accidental masterpieces at bay are the Palette-It Drink Coasters.

So, while one is imbibing and enjoying drinks on the palate, these pallet coasters will be protecting the table top. Of course the pallets will eventually start looking like artist palettes, but one could always frame them when the artistry (or drinking) is complete.

Batman’s Booze: None For Affleck?

Batman HIP Flask Stainless Steel 8oz FW2 by Master Price

Not one, but two Change.org online petitions arose out of Warner Brother’s recent announcement that Ben Affleck would be playing Batman in an upcoming movie. This was after the White House petition was taken down. Dang, and you thought Michael Keaton was bad.

Anyway, Batman fans have had a rough go of it lately, so here is a Batman Flask to get you through the dark times ahead. Just think it could be worse: they could bring back Beetlejuice to star in the role.

Beetlejuice Miley Cyrus
Winona is aghast.
[Photoshop credit:? (I’d love to give credit for this Beetlejuice Miley Cyrus mashup, but it’s been passed around so much I don’t know where the original design came from.)]

Extremely Large Cocktail Shaker For A Long Weekend

Sasquatch 110oz Extremely Large Cocktail Shaker

Its name is Sasquatch. Its mission: deliver the drinks; ten at a time. Your mission? Enjoy the long weekend. Preferably with nine friends!

Sasquatch 110oz Extremely Large Cocktail Shaker

Product Details:
The rumors are true! Forget everything you know about cocktail shakers and upgrade to a our supernatural sized sasquatch cocktail shaker! Large enough to scare off mild partiers at a glance, our giant cocktail shaker allows you to make martinis or margaritas for 10 all at once, and is sure to quench even the most monstrous of thirsts! Not only is it a conversation starter, it’s fully functional as well. With a giant cocktail shaker of this size we definitely recommend sharing among the villagers (aka guests), because no one person should try to take on this beast alone. Sasquatch extremely large cocktail shaker holds 110oz, is made of stainless steel, and features a built-in strainer to keep the fruit pulp and ice from escaping into the wild and into your cocktail glass. Shaker stands 15 ½” tall and can hold up to 110 oz. Hand washing is recommended.

The Shakoozie Shakoolie Original Shower Beer Koozie

Shakoolie - The Original Shower Beer Koozie by Shakoozie, LLC

Say that five times fast: “The Shakoozie Shakoolie Original Shower Beer Koozie.” Or better yet, sing it. In the shower. With a beer.

The product is the Shakoolie, the company is Shakoozie, LLC and you should accept no substitutes! Proof that there are solutions to all of mankind’s greatest issues, the Shakoolie is exactly what it sounds like it is: a shower koozie. And here you thought Velcro was just for shoes.

Product Description:

Want a Better Shower Beer? One night, we asked ourselves “what if you could just stick your beer to that shower wall?” It was glorious friends – one of those “aha” moments. We combined a simple foam koozie with industrial grade velcro to create shower beer awesomeness. Not only is your beer now hands free, it also stays ice cold in a steamy shower. Now, you’re probably thinking to yourself – “is it really that good?” Of course! The shower beer is the most relaxing thing on the planet. It’s great before going out. It’s great after work. Plus with Shakoolie, that hands free experience allows you to relax and enjoy your shower. We all love a good beer in the shower, and we’re just two guys who set out to make that experience better. So go ahead and pick up a Shakoolie today!


#SHOWERBEER - Shower Beer Holder for in Shower Use, Keeps Beer Cold and Hands Free
Brand: Shakoolie