This has gone too far, internet. Stop it.
Actually, no. Keep going. Now I want bacon. It worked. Carry on. Mmm, bacon…
Category: Novelty
Nokia Constellation Microwave Cooks For April Fools’
The best part about April Fools’ Day is when the jokes are for real (see: Gmail, ThinkGeek, etc). So while the Nokia 5AM-TH1N6 Constellation Microwave Oven might seem like an April Fools’ Day prank, is the concept of a “high-resolution PureFood camera that automatically shares pictures of ready meals with friends and family via social networks” really that far off that mark? Food bloggers whipping out their phones would disagree. Especially when considering how photogenic microwaveable meals can be.
We can all look forward to:
The new Nokia 5AM-TH1N6 has even more innovative features. The device comes with the latest eye-tracking technology, which stops the food from rotating when you look at it, and it automatically adjusts the temperature depending on how hungry you look.
Available in blue cheese cyan, lemon yellow and liquorice black sometime in the future depending on how gullible we are. Happy April Fools’ Day!
The Shakoozie Shakoolie Original Shower Beer Koozie
Say that five times fast: “The Shakoozie Shakoolie Original Shower Beer Koozie
The product is the Shakoolie, the company is Shakoozie, LLC and you should accept no substitutes! Proof that there are solutions to all of mankind’s greatest issues, the Shakoolie is exactly what it sounds like it is: a shower koozie. And here you thought Velcro was just for shoes.
Product Description:
Want a Better Shower Beer? One night, we asked ourselves “what if you could just stick your beer to that shower wall?” It was glorious friends – one of those “aha” moments. We combined a simple foam koozie with industrial grade velcro to create shower beer awesomeness. Not only is your beer now hands free, it also stays ice cold in a steamy shower. Now, you’re probably thinking to yourself – “is it really that good?” Of course! The shower beer is the most relaxing thing on the planet. It’s great before going out. It’s great after work. Plus with Shakoolie, that hands free experience allows you to relax and enjoy your shower. We all love a good beer in the shower, and we’re just two guys who set out to make that experience better. So go ahead and pick up a Shakoolie today!
Chemistry 101 Flask Book
Time to hit the books! For those that hid comic books inside their schoolbooks in elementary school, there is now a grown-up version. The Chemistry 101 Flask Book
Kitchen Thing
Black Paper Towels Exist
And guess what? They aren’t cheap. I guess they’re a good way to clean up (for those that make paper towels that are black) after all that Black Friday madness!
Renova Paper Towel — Renova Kitchen Roll — Black Paper Towels
