Wow, that was quick.
Of course, the product description reads a bit like a disclaimer, but what do you expect for such a quick turnaround? In any event, this Suarez Bite Bottle Opener is amusing. Luis Suarez received a nine-match and four-month ban from the game for his actions.
Here is the full description. Yes, it’s a mouthful. Ahem.
Congratulations! It’s Friday! Look at all that coffee you drank at work during the week! That’s The Caffeine Craver’s Colossal Coffee Cup! Now it’s time to relax! Hopefully during the weekend your head and large overworked hands will have a chance to deflate! TGIF!
Like most people, I thought unicorns pooped rainbows. Turns out we were all wrong. Rainbows do come from unicorns (of course), but they come out from three little holes on their back. Or at least rainbow sprinkles do. And now you know.
Here’s the evidence: Unicorn Sprinkles Shaker.
***UPDATE 9/28/24*** The link above is outdated, but unicorns live forever. Here is the Unicorn Sprinkles Shaker over at Amazon.
Celebrate President’s Day all year long with the Abraham Lincoln Salt and Pepper Shaker Set
Gag gifts can be tricky business; sometimes the gag is on the gifter and not on the giftee. No, not because of inappropriateness or other faux pas, but because they arrive to the party flat-out empty handed. Why? Because they decided to keep the gag gift instead of give it away.
Considering that the Big Mouth Toys Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Drinking beer isn’t the most active of endeavors. This of course, is fine; relaxing with a beer after a long day’s work is a tradition that isn’t going anywhere any time soon. But, that doesn’t mean it has to be relaxin’. In fact, some might prefer sippin’ and rippin’ at the same time.
Yes, sippin’ and rippin’, two activities that seemingly don’t belong together. Oh, how wrong we all were. The Mug Muscles Beer Mug with Hand Grip Exerciser Handle
