Grilling Chef Metal Beer Bottle Holder

Fabulous Chef While Grilling Beer Bottle Holder plus a wine foil cutter and a wine bottle stopper

It’s a new year, which means resolutions (already broken since it’s the sixth) and turning over a new leaf. Also, January means cold weather, which really means there will not be much grilling going on. However, it’s all about the preparation for the upcoming grilling season.

Remember last year? That time you spilled your beer? It spilled onto the grill and you discovered a wonderful new marinade? Yeah, it doesn’t happen like that. More often than not, the coals get doused and the barbecue is ruined. So sad. Unless you have a grilling companion to watch over your beer.

The Fabulous Chef Metal Grilling Beer Bottle Holder is sold out right now, but someday it will be ready to man the grill again. More importantly, this little guy will keep your beverage safely ensconced and out of harm’s way — or you can use it hold that fabulous marinade you discovered last year.

Underneath The Chocolate Fountain

Ovente SBL-811 Chocolate Fondue Fountain

Behold!

This rare shot of the elusive chocolate fountain shows the creature in all its naked glory. This fine specimen is called the Ovente SBL-811 Chocolate Fondue Fountain and can hold up to 2 pounds of chocolate — which is certainly more visually appealing than the raw, naked beast you see before you now.

Rarely seen in this state out of its natural environment of the all-you-can-eat restaurant, this magnificent creature can now be yours to have in your very own home — just don’t forget to feed it.

Charlie Brown & Snoopy Waffle Maker

Peanuts Snoopy & Charlie Brown Character Waffle Maker

Peanuts characters are breaking out of their two-dimensional world! No, I am not talking about the fact that the upcoming CGI Peanuts movie is going to give the Snoopy and the gang depth perception. This is a kitchen blog, so I’m talking about the Peanuts Snoopy & Charlie Brown Character Waffle Maker. Specifically, big, fluffy waffles made to look like Charlie Brown, Snoopy and Snoopy’s Sopwith Camel, err, dog house.

The “Peanuts” movie doesn’t come out until next year, so meanwhile, kick back with some waffles. Don’t forget to share with the Little Red-Haired Girl.

It’s Okay to Drop These Silicone Wine Glasses

WineMeUp Unbreakable Silicone Wine Glasses

Wine glasses have a tendency to not last too long. Such is the nature of the beast. Drinking wine gets you drunk, getting drunk means not holding on to things so well. Things that don’t get held on to very well tend to break when they hit the floor. It’s a vicious cycle that wine glasses must endure.

Wine glass makers have quite the repeat business, but their stranglehold on the wine-drinking community may be near an end. The WineMeUp Unbreakable Silicone Wine Glasses won’t shatter or crack after a few (too many).

Of course, the silicone stemless glasses are flexible, so there may be a new issue at hand for red wine drinkers who like to squeeze their glasses too tight — but don’t worry, laundry detergent makers will be happy for your repeat business.

(Not So) Scary Halloween Kitchen Towels

Halloween Print Kitchen Towels

Soon, little ‘boils’ and ‘ghouls’ will be dressing in costumes and hitting the neighborhood streets going door to door asking for candy. One day out of the year, this surprisingly works! Perhaps this was all a big scheme cooked up by candy-makers, or perhaps it is the threat of tricks that earn these little costumed kids their treats. In any event, one thing is for certain: those little goblins are gonna come back sticky and covered in chocolate.

Be at the ready with these Halloween Kitchen Towels. They probably won’t be scaring anybody with their fun designs, but that’s okay — certainly, the prospect of candy-covered fingers touching everything in the house is much scarier than a smiling Frankenstein or ghost!