Best. Collectible. Ever.
It’s about time sporks became collectible. A quick Google search for “collectible spork†reveals as much. I would have thought there would have been more. But then again, I’ve never done a search for “collectible spork†before. Well, it’s about time. Welcome to the Universe, Officially Licensed Star Trek Limited Edition Titanium Collectible Spork. (Limited to 1701 pieces.)
You couldn’t even kill a Klingon with one of those!