Oh, It’s A Gas Station Hog Dog

Ketchup on a hot dog.

Somewhere in Arizona, there is a right field fence with a billboard advertising hot dogs. Normal enough, right? Hot dogs and baseball go quite well together. But this is a hot dog with ketchup on it. Now, baseball’s spring training is all about setting rosters and getting ready for the regular season, but I sure hope that hot dog doesn’t make the team.

If you’re watching spring training games on MLB Network, you’ll see it; talk about standing out like a sore thumb. A big ol’ hot dog with ketchup splashed on it. Eww. It’s as wrong as Barry Bonds.

The stadium billboard in right field advertises a brand I am unfamiliar with. QT, it said. Cryptic sounding. A QT hot dog. Was it real? Just what kind of hot dog purveyor would allow an advertisement of their product to have ketchup on it? Or catsup. Either way, hot dog aficionados would run the other way.

Further research was clearly necessary.

Oh, QT is QuickTrip. They are a gas station. That explains it. Perhaps it is more of a warning than an ad.

To be fair, QT supplies a toppings bar, so if you make your hot dog look like the one in their promos, you only have yourself to blame. But really, those guys need a new ad agency.

PS: Yes, I know some of you like ketchup on a hot dog. Sorry.
PPS: Not really. 😉

Seattle Seahawks Ready For Summer BBQ

Motorhead Products NFL Seattle Seahawks 4-Piece BBQ Grilling Utensil Set

Seattle fans! Your team just won the Super Bowl and you get to celebrate. The game sucked, the commercials sucked, but for the Pacific Northwest everything came up rosy. Especially because you now get to enjoy the off-season eating something else besides grilled Bronco. But judging from last night’s football game, you guys like the taste of grilled Broncos!

In any event, here’s a NFL Seattle Seahawks 4-Piece Barbecue Set to get you started. (Assuming of course, last year’s set is all rusty from being left out in the rain.) Enjoy!

Football, Shaken Not Stirred

Football Cocktail Shaker with 'Kickoff Tee' Styled Stand - 24oz Premium Stainless Steel - Great for Making Martinis, Margaritas, Mojitos, and Other Mixed Alcohol and Liquor Drinks on Game Day by Stone Cask

It’s the Sunday before Thanksgiving and you know what that means: Football! The leaves are changing, the weather is cooling and Thursday Night Football is just around the corner — oh wait, TNF has already been ruined by the season-long amateur production from NFL Network — okay, strike that last one. But still, the season is starting to take shape and the and the losers and winners are becoming more defined.

If your team is on either end of the spectrum, it’s time to toast to next year or to celebrate the impending playoffs. Either way the Stone Cask Football Cocktail Shaker is here to help. The stainless steel shaker holds 24 ounces and even comes with a presentation stand (aka a tee).

And if your team is stuck in the middle and in the hunt, well, it’s still okay to partake — especially if you insist on torturing yourself by watching the terrible telecast that is Thursday Night Football.

Football Shaped Beer Glasses

Libbey 23-Ounce Football Tumbler Beer Glass Set, 4-Piece

Football is now on three nights a week. These football shaped beer glasses come in a 4-pack. Coincidence? Highly doubtful. Be it Sunday, Monday or Thursday night, NFL football will be on the tube. This Libbey 23-Ounce Football Tumbler 4-Piece Beer Glass Set is the perfect accompaniment for the week.

And lest you think that BTKS is suffering from inability to count, there being four football glasses in this set and three nights of NFL football, please remember that the college kids play on Saturday. They might not be able to count bucketfuls of money that they deserve for being the entertainers that they are INTERCEPTED BY THE NCAAF…

Four nights of football, four football shaped beer drinking glasses. Perfect like the ’72 Dolphins. However you add it up.

Super Bowl XLVII Pint Glass And Beer Koozie Win!

Superbowl 2013 Super Bowl XLVII 47 Baltimore Ravens vs San Francisco 49ers NFL Football Dueling Pint Glass

Oh noes! It’s Super Bowl week and you forgot to stock up on officially licensed merchandise for your football party! It’s the worst nightmare for any sports fan — even worse than running out of bacon-wrapped li’l smokies or having the port wine cheese ball fall on the floor. Simply put, one cannot have a Super Bowl party without having the proper gear.

Perhaps there is still time. Here is the Superbowl Super Bowl XLVII 47 Baltimore Ravens vs San Francisco 49ers NFL Football Dueling Pint Glass to the rescue! Maybe.

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At Least This Notre Dame Football Mug Is Undefeated

NCAA Notre Dame Undefeated Season Tankard BCS Championship Mug

The BCS Championship game was last night. It was a boring football game. The Alabama Crimson Tide rolled over the Notre Dame Fighting Irish to a final score of 42-14. In college sports, they seem to count “postseason” stats as valid, so while the football minds of Notre Dame ponder their first loss of the season, perhaps they can drown their sorrows in this NCAA Notre Dame Undefeated Season Tankard BCS Championship Mug.

Roll Tide, as they say.