Meat Ornaments For The Meat Tree

Porcelain Snowflake Ornament of cured meats in Mercado Municipal, Sao Paulo Brazil

They say no two snowflakes are alike. Never is that more true than when the snowflake is made of meat.

Okay, the Porcelain Snowflake Ornament of cured meats in Mercado Municipal, Sao Paulo Brazil might not actually be made of meat, but it sure looks good enough to eat (don’t eat it).

And if the above snowflake of meat doesn’t look appetizing, perhaps these DELI PROSCIUTTO, PROVOLONE, SALAMI & PARMIGGIANO ORNAMENTS will strike your fancy.

DELI PROSCIUTTO, PROVOLONE, SALAMI & PARMIGGIANO ORNAMENTS

Sure beats hanging leftover turkey from the tree.

Serving chef-brain soup

Revol Porcelain Chef Hat Server

Zombies may always in style, but this chef hat doesn’t contain any brains. Sorry. Well, unless you put them in yourself. In which case you might be a zombie. But if that were true, you would have no need to purchase this Revol Porcelain Chef Hat Server, because you can just go out and get your own—with brains still in it. However, chances are that if you are reading this, you are not a zombie, in which case it would be perfectly appropriate to pick up either the Large (with a 5.25-ounce capacity) version or the Mini (1.75-ounce capacity), and fill it with whatever your (hopefully beating) heart desires.