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The Caffeine Infused Slimming Tank Top

The Caffeine Infused Slimming Tank Top

Forget the little black dress, ladies. It’s all about the little black coffee… tank top. Yup, that tank top up there is made from coffee and algae. I’ll just let Hammacher Schlemmer tell you about it:

The soft, stretchy fabric contains micronized caffeine that stimulates lipolysis, the natural breakdown of stored fats, while the embedded brown algae moisturizes and smooths skin.

There you have it: The Caffeine Infused Slimming Tank Top. And, no it does not make you look fat. That super grande venti trenta espresso milkshake sugar whipped cream chocolate mocha monstrosity on the other hand…

In The Future, All Apparel Is Taco Bell

Taco Bell Live Más Rings

Not only will Taco Bell rule the future landscape as predicted in Sylvester Stallone’s “Demolition Man,” but the restaurant chain will also reign over our fashion choices. And the future is now.

Above, we see the ever-so-elegant Taco Bell Rings, while below, no self-respecting individual would be caught outdoors without a proper Taco Bell Foam Hat. Luckily, both fashion must-haves are available today. And even better news, the Taco Bell merchandise has free shipping on orders of $100 or more. That way, you can stock up and make sure your crew looks as good as you do.

Taco Bell Live Más Foam Taco Hat

***Update 10/22/24: Here is the current Taco Bell merch store. The above “Live Mas” store no longer works.

(Via Foodiggity)

Tortilla Baby

Tortilla Baby Swaddle Blanket & Knot Hat Package

The hottest gift of the holiday season is usually a toy, right? Well, the youngest ones need to have a say too — even if they haven’t learned to speak yet.

By all rights, the Tortilla Baby Swaddle Blanket should be the most popular gift of the year. It’s a round baby blanket made to look like a flour tortilla. Yes, it’s made for babies, but really it’s suitable for kids of all ages. Quite possibly the cutest thing ever.

Okay, everybody get ready to say ‘awww’ now…

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Day Of The Dead Sugar Skull Aprons

Sugar Skulls Apron

Don’t be left hungry for the Day of the Dead! But please, stay neat and tidy while preparing. Above we see the US Handmande CALAVERAS SUGAR SKULLS ROCKABILLY SKELETON LATINO PATTERN COTTON FABRIC REVERSIBLE APRON, “2 APRONS IN 1”, APR 1016. In case you are wondering, there are plenty more Sugar Skull Aprons where that one came from.

Want to make your own sugar skull for Dia de los Muertos? Of course you do. Here’s how!

How to make your own Day of the Dead Sugar Skull.

Chefspecs: See Clearly In The Kitchen

Chefspecs Reading Glasses With Case

Clearly, it is important to see be able to see clearly in the kitchen when handling hot objects and sharp implements. For a start there are the Chefspecs Reading Glasses With Case. The cheaters come in a range of magnification, from +1.25 to +3.00, and make it easy to read recipes, deal with gadgets or just look stylish while cooking.

The reading glasses come with a magnetic case that can be attached to the fridge for easy access. That little spoon logo on the side of the glasses is pretty sharp too. And speaking of clearly, the glasses come with an anti-fog cleaning gel and cloth.