It is January, 2018. Happy New Year! And if you still have leftovers in the fridge maybe it’s time to move on. There are always other options to keep the holiday food season alive. Mmm, turkey and gravy potato chips!
Boo!
Happy Halloween!
Pro tip: Serve Witches’ Cauldron Soup with the recipe for Black Cat Cupcakes on the back of the card.
(In other words “any vegetable soup.”)
Happy Father’s Day Spam
Happy Father’s Day Spam!
Potatoes — The Way Men Love Them
What, didn’t they have bacon in 1971?
Although, I cannot argue with a recipe containing potatoes, onion, butter and oil. I’ll just pretend it says bacon (or chicken) fat. Also bonus points for hash browns, not home fries.
What Is It?
What is it? Put it together…
Support Your Local President
Eww gross. Trump K-Cup coffee exists.
Select by Trump Skyscraper Coffee Single-Cup Coffee
At least it’s not soup.
It’s from “Trump Marks Fine Foods LLC” in case you’re wondering. And here are a whole bunch of other Trump marks in case you’re hungry.
Which of course, you will be if you rely on Meals on Wheels or after-school programs for your children.
“We can’t spend money on programs just because they sound good. And Meals on Wheels sounds great — again, that’s a state decision to fund that particular portion to. But to take the federal money and give it to the states and say, look, we want to give you money for programs that don’t work — I can’t defend that anymore.”
…and:
“They’re supposed to help kids who don’t get fed at home get fed so they do better in school. Guess what? There’s no demonstrable evidence they’re actually doing that. There’s no demonstrable evidence of actually helping results, helping kids do better in school.â€
–White House budget director Mick Mulvaney, press briefing, March 16, 2017