Slow Cooker For Cold Weather At A Hot Price

Crock-Pot SCR300SS 3-Quart Round Manual Stainless Steel Slow Cooker

Slow cookers aren’t technological marvels; they consist of basically just a heating element and a stoneware cooking vessel. That being said, the food that they are capable of producing can most definitely marvel.

It should come as little surprise that hearty slow-cooked meals are such winter favorites; just pop some ingredients into the countertop appliance, turn it on, and let it cook. Best of all, with a no-nonsense appliance comes a no-nonsense price: For less than $15, right now you can pick up the Crock-Pot SCR300SS 3-Quart Round Manual Stainless Steel Slow Cooker.

Drinking With Witches

Witches Legs Wine Bottle Stopper

A little known fact about witches: they occasionally fall into vessels of liquid. Naturally, it has something to do with always hovering about a boiling black cauldron; accidents do happen, after all. Apparently they are quite the winos too, as a Witches Legs Wine Bottle Stopper would seem to imply.

To witches, the best part of wine is the eye of newt and lizard’s leg sloshing about the bottom of the bottle. (It’s a special brew.) Unfortunately in their upside-down, topsy-turvy world, the best way to get at it is to just dive in. While wine-related mishaps increase every year about this time in the witch community, their loss is your gain. Just don’t eat the worm.

Because Two Burgers Are Always Better Than One

Double Plastic Hamburger Press

There can’t be much mystery surrounding the invention of the double burger. After one bite of the very first burger, that lucky individual is likely to have asked how it could be made better. The answer, clearly, would have been—then as it is today—to add a second patty. It is a natural expectation, therefore, to expect the same out of our burger accessories.

The Double Plastic Hamburger Press features the ability to press two patties at a time, giving burger-makers the logical kitchen gadget they need to get the job done right the first time. While there may not be much speculation as to how long it took to discover that two patties were indeed better then one, there does remain some question as to if they had fries with that.

Gangster Grater Not Just For Swiss Cheese

Gangster Grater from DCI Gifts

Bearing a striking resemblance to a certain 1934 Ford Model 730 Deluxe Sedan, the Gangster Grater from DCI Gifts can make any cheese look like Swiss cheese. No, it won’t put holes in your cheese, but it will reduce any block of cheese to shreds in mere minutes. With no fear of any law enforcement planning an ambush.

Product Description:
This Gangster Grater is a clever cheese grater that is shaped like a gangster car with bullet holes! Made with stainless steel and rubber edges, this unique cheese grater also works as a measuring device for single serving spaghetti meals. Simply insert spaghetti rod into the tire for a perfect measurement. Add some excitement to your next meal with this gangster cheese grater! Hand Wash only.

Sticking Sushi On The Fridge

DCI Gifts Mini Sushi Magnets

How do you tell when sushi is done? Well, if it weren’t a trick question, one might take the spaghetti approach and throw a piece at the fridge to see if it sticks. In the case of the DCI Gifts Mini Sushi Magnets, it would. While that method may be tried and true, as any college kid will tell you, the test spaghetti doesn’t always make it off the wall and into the trash. Modern art has to start somewhere. But anyways, back to the fish: sold as a set of ten, the refrigerator magnets offer all of the fun of having fish stuck on the fridge, but without any of the associated smell.

Four Friends And Bottle Of Wine

True Fabrications Wine Glass Caddy

A bottle of wine is always enjoyable when shared with a friend, and as such it is quite easy to carry a bottle and two glasses in hand. More the merrier, you say? Well, carrying three glasses in one hand with the bottle secured in the other shouldn’t present any difficulties. Oh, wine for four? Well that might require a bit more dexterity. Or the True Fabrications Wine Glass Caddy.

Securing directly around the neck of said bottle of wine, the helping hand makes it easy to lug all those glasses from the kitchen to the living room. Of course, it begs the question why one of those other three lazy, good-for-nothing guests couldn’t get up off the couch to lend a hand, but hey, look at the bright side: the wine accessory can be used as a drying rack when your ungrateful guests don’t lend a hand in the clean-up.