If Star Wars and the NFL ever got together to make a baby, we’d all be doomed. The marketing machines behind both license-happy organizations would soon take over the world, branding everything from cookies to pancake molds. Oh, wait, it’s been done.
Of course, it would be at least a little interesting to see a team of Darth Vaders take on a squadron of Storm Troopers on the gridiron. The only question that would remain is whose logo would adorn the side of their helmets. Yeah, I agree: it’ll never happen. (At least until they can work out the split.)
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Star Warsâ„¢ Pancake Molds
$19.95
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, a Jedi Kitchen Master created an epic breakfast to unleash the power of his Jedi Padawan. Using the Forceâ„¢, he created three nonstick steel pancake molds in honor of his favorite galactic heroes and villains: Yodaâ„¢, Darth Vaderâ„¢ and a stormtrooperâ„¢. Our Star Wars molds couldn’t be easier to use. Just place them with their handles up on a preheated griddle then pour in your batter. After the first side has set, remove the molds and flip the pancakes. Serve a stack drenched in your favorite syrup – and let the adventures begin. Hand-wash. 4 1/2″ to 7 3/4†wide. Fold-down handles. Set of three.
© 2010 Lucasfilm Ltd. & TM. All Rights Reserved.
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Star Warsâ„¢ Cookie Cutters
$19.95
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, a Jedi master chef used the Force™ to create dynamic gear for the kitchen. These amazing tools, known as “cookie cutters,†had the power to transform ordinary cookie dough into a delectable cast of galactic characters.
* Equipped with a spring-loaded stamp, the cutters are as swift and precise as lightsabers – and a lot easier to work with.
* Use the edges to shape your cookie, then gently press the stamp into the dough to create imprinted detailing.
* After baking, bring your cookie heroes and villains to life with decorations – and let the adventure begin.
* Set of four includes Darth Vaderâ„¢, Yodaâ„¢, Boba Fettâ„¢ and stormtrooperâ„¢.
* A Williams-Sonoma exclusive.
© 2010 Lucasfilm Ltd. & TM. All Rights Reserved.
