It’s the Cheeseburger Head Mask!
Really, the cheeseburger mask is good all year round and is surely appropriate for any situation. It will certainly go over well during your next business meeting. First date? Make an impression! Gotta run some errands and go to the bank? This will help you stand out in a crowd (or police lineup).
Consider the burger mask an investment. Only $39.99 for your future. Money well spent.