Winning the game with the Corn Dog Maker

The county fair may have come and gone, but that doesn’t have to be a reason to pull the plug on summer treats. Smart Planet CDM-1 Corn Dog Maker brings all the fun home, while leaving the sideshows and rigged games out on the midway.

Rather than focusing on how this appliance could ever work, I think it might be more appropriate to ask how it could not work. While it may be yet another sketchy addition to clamshell-shaped kitchen gadgets, corn dogs, do require the addition of (at least) one hot dog. Since hot dogs make everything better, there’s no way this appliance could not work. There: logic at its best.

Besides, you can go way beyond hot dogs and make your own pizza-on-a-stick, cheese-on-a-stick or even a beer-battered-candy-bar-on-a-stick. All good things, available right on your countertop. And since it doesn’t use any oil, it’s got to be healthy too, right? Right? Carnies, what do you say, healthy?