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“New revolutionary freezer bags allow you to monitor the freshness, safety and quality of your food.”

Don’t Fah-Get Freezer Bags go beyond that of a normal freezer bag… oh, no never mind, they don’t. They’re pretty much just freezer bags with a space to write on. Useful? Sure. But “revolutionary”? Come on.

Also see:
Don’t Fah-Get Storage Containers to “protect your family’s health.”
Don’t Fah-Get Purified Water “created to optimize the brains function.”

(Via The Kitchn)